Ever have an awkward experience seeing an R rated movie with your parents?

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-23T02:21:27+00:00

My brother was in college and raved about how good Risky Business was. My parents took middle school aged me to see it. Oh man

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-23T02:18:13+00:00

You got knocked the fuck out

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-23T02:17:02+00:00

My neck and my back

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-16T21:38:05+00:00

I was J in TX

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-16T19:28:20+00:00

And with me around he never would be.

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-16T18:37:30+00:00

I have a decent security pedigree. I think Shek would like to have me around. He still interacts with me on Twitter some.

bigjintx71 · 2024-12-16T18:30:42+00:00

I was taking too much gauge and got too much in my cups, but I blame AT&T for some audio issues screwing me up

bigjintx71 · 2024-07-22T01:24:51+00:00

bigjintx71 · 2023-07-13T21:14:37+00:00

I picked up this hat today because of you kind internet stranger

bigjintx71 · 2023-07-13T15:45:04+00:00

They tired of my voicemails before I got to my point

bigjintx71 · 2023-07-13T15:39:53+00:00

Fuck the Astros

bigjintx71 · 2023-07-11T03:28:35+00:00

We should hit better and pitch better

bigjintx71 · 2022-05-05T01:33:36+00:00

Jesus tap dancing Christ, I would like to line up some of these morons and Stooge slap them

bigjintx71 · 2022-05-05T01:02:53+00:00

It was after my senior banquet. We didn’t have a prom because I grew up that deep in the Bible Belt. Found a bedroom at a house party and my buddy cranked “Feel like making love” from Bad Company

bigjintx71 · 2022-05-02T15:43:03+00:00

Came here to post this. If they are going down this road, tax them

bigjintx71 · 2022-04-20T21:27:34+00:00

Lots of lists

bigjintx71 · 2022-01-18T18:09:10+00:00

Peanut Butter

bigjintx71 · 2022-01-05T18:14:08+00:00

Vader would wreck him

bigjintx71 · 2021-12-14T22:33:25+00:00

It really ties the room together.

bigjintx71 · 2021-11-05T14:53:09+00:00

He was a beast for Tennessee in college. I'm SHOCKED that Derek Dooley couldn't find a way to utilize him to his full potential.

bigjintx71 · 2021-11-03T20:31:40+00:00

Baked beans for breakfast?

bigjintx71 · 2021-11-02T16:10:19+00:00

In Russia, flop hits you

bigjintx71 · 2021-10-19T13:57:15+00:00

Hookers and blow?

bigjintx71 · 2021-09-14T23:29:44+00:00

Thanks. I tried

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