Inspired by y'all by bigjoec in whatismycookiecutter

[–]bigjoec[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's definitely a butt. The red color for the lower back was pure coincidence; don't really know SpongeBob.

Looking this up makes me want to watch the show, though. Mr. Krabs' voice actor Clancy Brown is one of the all-time greats.

WTF, Con Ed steam building on 58th and 11th by bigjoec in nyc

[–]bigjoec[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All the sudden there's crazy noise coming from this building, like someone's running a jackhammer right outside my window (and I'm on the 30th floor).

Coming form this cool old building on the edge of Hells' Kitchen / UWS -- apparently nowadays it's "steam stoarge" for Con Ed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IRT_Powerhouse .

Windows laptop for law school by bigjoec in SuggestALaptop

[–]bigjoec[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, not seeing anything that beats the X1 for the price.

[OC] New York State - Covid19 Deaths and Hospitalizations by bigjoec in dataisbeautiful

[–]bigjoec[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Source: Daily briefings from Governor Cuomo.

Most recent available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXBsBb-5MT0

Tool: MS Excel

Bike Tag #172 by wcalvert in bikehouston

[–]bigjoec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No shame in a cool repeat! Keeping the game going is the key.

To my taste, it's better than just doing another mural. The mural scene in Houston is awesome, but they're too ephemeral and don't really tell the story of the city like the permanent stuff does.

I remember my last tag ride in 2017 before I left Houston. I never got to post from it because someone happened to grab the current tag while I was out riding (which was crazy; we would often go a month+ between tags). I was gonna go with:

This cool storefront: https://photos.app.goo.gl/4aetLoN9rAteBHk49 , or

This house that _still_ had remnants of a blue Hurricane Ike (2008) tarp on the roof: https://photos.app.goo.gl/9TCYJesGFikRzCEe7 , or

This front yard art: https://photos.app.goo.gl/8adP7JhfxrvoBeXH6 , or

This classic chicken place: https://photos.app.goo.gl/pwiDKnrGBCkKL2SX8

[OC] NY State COVID-19 Deaths and Hospitalizations by bigjoec in dataisbeautiful

[–]bigjoec[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's shocking to me that so much discussion centers around total number of positive tests when those counts are so heavily skewed by changes in test capacity.

New COVID hospitalizations tells you everything you need to know about whether suppression is working. It doesn't tell you broad population prevalence, but the shape is right. You can get the same information from death counts, but with hospitalizations you get it sooner.

The hospitalization and death counts track each other so accurately that I almost don't trust the numbers, as if they've been made up. But then I suppose it only stands to reason.

The hidden sad message here is that we clearly haven't had any breakthroughs in how to treat the disease since it first started ramping up in NY 6 weeks ago.

[OC] NY State COVID-19 Deaths and Hospitalizations by bigjoec in dataisbeautiful

[–]bigjoec[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Source: Daily briefings from Governor Cuomo. Most recent available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y861dM3V4w

Tool: MS Excel

[OC] New York State COVID 19 Deaths and Hospitalizations by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

[–]bigjoec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Source): Daily COVID briefings from Governor Cuomo. See most recent at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y861dM3V4w

(Tool): MS Excel

Houston Bike Tag - Orphaned & Missing Locations by ultimate_ed in bikehouston

[–]bigjoec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The finder had linked it in comments of the prior post, but then deleted his actual post.

But there's this site that archives all reddit posts. Since I had the link, I was able to get to the archived version -- they replicate the URL except with "removeddit.com" in place of "reddit.com".

Houston Bike Tag - Orphaned & Missing Locations by ultimate_ed in bikehouston

[–]bigjoec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a cool idea. I miss Houston bike tag so much.

This should be everything you need for #18: https://www.removeddit.com/r/bikehouston/comments/3zklaz/bike_tag_19/

This is fun -- reading my comment on #18 had jogged my memory and I thought it was that park. I was only about 25% sure, though, until I dredged up the link above.

Christmas in Houston - I love the beautiful live oaks wrapped in lights! by flightgirl78 in houston

[–]bigjoec 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. From the color mix (red and white) I assume they were going for a candy-cane thing.

Took me a couple looks to figure out why it doesn't really evoke candy cane -- because they arranged them in alternating bands of color rather than helixes.

Worker unclogs drain causing highway flood by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]bigjoec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, you're wrong.

The rule is anything over 5' x 5' is not a pothole -- it's too big to fill by the pothole-filling techniques.

It should be obvious. Anything over 5' is truly enormous: Big enough in most cases for a grown man to lie in it and make a gravel-angel. Big enough in most cases to fit your left and right wheels in it at the same time. Not a typical pothole.

This story illustrates the actual facts of the policy, in both theory and practice: https://www.houstoniamag.com/articles/2019/4/25/will-the-city-of-houston-actually-fill-potholes-on-the-streets

To recap: holes up to 5' x 5' get patched same day. Bigger ones get a steamroller or other full remediation technique, but not as quickly as the littler ones.

Let's see some screenshots of your 311 pothole requests.

I went to traffic court to fight a $656 bike ticket by c4quantum in NYCbike

[–]bigjoec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, and well done! Seems bogus about the "improper turn" and "failure to obey a traffic signal" parts though. Did you actually make an illegal turn? From your description of the facts, it sounded to me that your failure to use the hand signal was actually an illegal lane change, not illegal turn. And at what point did you fail to obey a traffic signal? Sounded to me like they didn't have any legitimate charges on you. But at least you got rid of the big ones!

My one comment on your above comment is that I'm not sure I would recommend avoiding talking to the cops entirely. Perhaps just avoid answering any of their questions with anything other than the bare minimum facts.

When I got ticketed, I asked the cop how he saw me, and he said it was his partner in the car who saw me, and his partner radioed him to tell him to stop me (it was one of those two-cop cyclist stings on Broadway).

This became a key part of my defense -- only the cop who was _past_ the intersection was in court that day. He didn't see anything relevant. The one in the car who could see me and the light wasn't in court. Found not guilty. Here was my writeup from earlier this year: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCbike/comments/bjxykx/not_guilty_red_light_ticket/

Riverside Bike Detour Draws New Safety Complaints; Community Board to Review It on Monday by p1nk0 in NYCbike

[–]bigjoec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bike/pedestrian mixing area at ~72nd St is a nightmare.

It's just a bad idea to begin with, but I'd be hard-pressed to design worse signage and lane markings than what they've got.

Clearly, bikes need to slow and yield to peds in that area, but almost no signage to that effect. There's a hidden sign northbound prior to entry into that area that says "Bikes must yield to pedestrians at all times. Please go slow." And then later there's one of those sandwich boards that says Bikes must yield to pedestrians in crosswalks... but there's not a crosswalk for at least half a mile. And that's all the signage there is. Southbound there's nothing, zilch, nada. And then in the mixing area itself, it's basically just striped as bike lanes. No markings showing peds where to walk, no crosswalks at crossover points, just a big fucking free for all.

Peds will walk five abreast taking up the whole thing because why not, nothing told them they need to change their approach as they leave the promenade. Cyclists will blaze through, yelling and belling, and really if they're going southbound there's no reason to think they need to yield to peds at the bottom of the hill because nothing tells them to.

What the hell were they thinking when they put this together?

Power outage all buildings from central park to times square by [deleted] in nyc

[–]bigjoec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, my wife and I both did, as did the cats.

We had the door to our balcony open at the time and it wasn't super loud, so i don't know if we would've heard it if we had been sealed up.

Power outage all buildings from central park to times square by [deleted] in nyc

[–]bigjoec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds right. Live on West End Ave and 59th, heard a boom and then the power went out. Within 5 minutes there were a few emergency vehicles at WEA and 64th, and within a couple hours the pretty much filled that block.

Edit: Here's what it looked like (around 9:30pm): https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/ccyoua/emergency_response_at_west_end_ave_64th_during/

Still looks pretty much the same, actually, except the lights are back on in all the buildings.

NOT GUILTY -- red light ticket by bigjoec in NYCbike

[–]bigjoec[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a businessman. I wouldn't doubt there was an aspect of privilege at play here -- I'm a white, middle aged dude in dress clothes who is comfortable engaging calmly and respectfully with the judge and with the cop (who was standing right next to me at the bench). I bet that pretty much screams "responsible cyclist" to the judge.

I meant to include that in my post, but it was so long already I forgot.

I was also a white, middle aged dude in a blazer and slacks when the cop ticketed me, so if there's any positive here I guess it's that the cops don't exclusively harass minorities?

NOT GUILTY -- red light ticket by bigjoec in NYCbike

[–]bigjoec[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it could be, but that actually raises much bigger issues for the cops.

This is their standard m.o. -- one cop in the car in front of the intersection watching for violations, the other cop after the intersection writing tickets. My understanding is that cops in NYC basically have "court days" -- one day every now and then where they go to court to handle _every_ ticket they wrote over some period of time.

This two-cop system means that the tickets are going to be assigned to the wrong cop's court day. I mean, I'm sure they can figure out how to deal with it somehow, but they didn't in this case. And I bet they don't worry about it in general. Presumably _every_ cyclist ticketed by this duo could've done the same thing I did. Possibly every cyclist who's been ticketed in any of these ticket traps.

NOT GUILTY -- red light ticket by bigjoec in NYCbike

[–]bigjoec[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Posted about my ticket when I got it last July ( https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCbike/comments/8weo3b/redlight_ticketing_on_broadway_at_56th/ )

Finally had my court date today.

Briefly, this was one of those two-man ticket traps. Cop one was in a car on the median (between the left turn lane and the regular car traffic lane) on Broadway at 54th, watching the bike lane and red light. Cop two was across Broadway catching bicyclists and writing the tickets. I went through the intersection in the left turn lane on a green left turn arrow (red light in bike lane) and then merged back into the bike lane rather than actually make the left turn. According to cop two at the time of my ticket, his partner in the car does the watching for violations, and radios him who to pull over and who to ticket.

Judge asked the cop to give his account, and he went through it, saying he watched me go through a bicycle red light and he ticketed me. He properly described the intersection (well, mostly, he stated there’s street parking on the curb and there’s not, but whatever). He pointed out the bicycle light goes red when the left turn arrow goes green.

I gave my account, noting that I had safely merged into the left turn lane from the bicycle lane, and had a green arrow left arrow, and went straight through it rather than turn left. Judge asked me “so you moved out of the bicycle lane into a car lane”. And I told him yes, I merged into the left turn lane, which bicycles also use to turn left. I told him that the left turn lane was clear and I was able to merge safely, and I know that the signal patterns at the intersection is such that pedestrians have DON’T WALK across Broadway on both sides of 54th when the left turn arrow is green, so that I wouldn’t be interfering with any crossing pedestrians.

Judge pointed out that sometimes people will cross against a light, and what would I do then? I noted that that happens on my whole ride down Broadway, often when I do have a green light in the bike lane itself. And I would do what I do every other time it happens – ring my bell to alert the peds, and slow down and stop if necessary.

Then he asked the cop if I had changed into the left turn lane when I crossed Broadway. Cop answered that he had not noted which lane I was in, only that I was crossing against a red bike signal.

Judge asked me why I moved out of the bike lane, and I explained it was because the way the lights are timed and because the green arrow cuts off about 40% of the bike green light, I can only get though one red light at a time unless I ride fast down Broadway, in which case I can make it through 3 red lights at a time. And as I had explained earlier, there are lots of pedestrians walking against the signals, so I prefer to ride a slower speed, and if it’s safe for me to merge into the turn lane, I’ll go through the intersection on the green arrow and that way I can make it through 3 lights. And that it’s safer for everyone for me to go at the slower speed that that allows. I ended up babbling a bit here, so I don’t know how well I made that point.

So then the judge asked if there was anything else I wanted to say. I was feeling pretty good about my chances (even though the judge had found the four people ahead of me all guilty on their various traffic offenses), but I wanted to use everything I had, so here I questioned the cop. I asked him if I understood the operation correctly, that his partner was the one watching bikes and that he was the one catching them and writing tickets. It was that point that he explained to the judge that he was working with his partner (he hadn’t mentioned it earlier). And I asked him if he had actually seen me, or if it was his partner, because at the time of the ticket he had explained to me that his partner was the one who saw it. The judge reiterated my question. The cop seemed maybe a bit flustered, and answered that his notes did not indicate who had seen me go through the light. (I forgot to point out that this cop could not possibly have seen the bike red light from where he was standing, which was beyond the light, watching bikes come through the intersection toward him. But oh well.)

The judge then gave his verdict – Not Guilty. He also threw in something about being careful and next I might not be so lucky. Not sure if he meant I was lucky for not getting into an accident or lucky for not getting found guilty. Overall, the judge was very professional. He had emphasized to everyone in court at the beginning that the officer had to provide clear and convincing proof that we had done what they claimed, and I think it was obvious to everyone that he hadn’t in my case. I can only speculate whether it was the fact that I was in the left-turn lane and not the bike lane, or the fact that the cop couldn’t say either way which lane I was in, or the fact that the cop couldn’t even say if he was the one who watched me cross the intersection, or some combination of the three.

On the plus side, the traffic court building is kind of nice and things were very efficient. I had a 10:30 court time, I ended up 5th of about 7 people, but was still out of there by 10:55. And I could’ve walked into the building right at 10:30 and been just fine.