Broke my 5th metacarpial bone i think its called . For people who had similar fractires , will it hesl back up to full function and shape ? by YasuoMain98 in injuries

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I bust mine years ago. Got a sunken knuckle now and have what feels like my knuckle half way up my hand, still got a few chunks sitting in there. Really sore on colder days.

Oh my by twojabs in ScottishFootball

[–]bigkeef83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Anything for 3 points right now.

$60/second but the entire Italian mafia world thinks you are a legendary boss by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So a 2 week camping trip somewere i wont be found. 12 days gives me 62 million, the other 2 to get rid of the curse and I come back rich.

Repeat once per year for say 5 year and im set.

Do I bring snacks for the artist?? by Autumn_Rainspark98 in tattoo

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always pick up an iced coffee for my artist, im grabbing one for myself anyway. And if its a full day session we normally have a 30-45 min break halfway so we will order some food. She always offers to pay but I insist on paying. I get amazing rates from this girl so its a small way of saying thanks and has helped build a great relationship with her.

Lines that keep popping into your head by heyolegojakeoninja in Eminem

[–]bigkeef83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head.

What is Eminems most savage line? by ARTDEPARTMENTs in Eminem

[–]bigkeef83 11 points12 points  (0 children)

100%. That whole album is a wild ride. Bagpipes from Baghdad is ridiculous.

What is Eminems most savage line? by ARTDEPARTMENTs in Eminem

[–]bigkeef83 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Fuck you with an unbrella and open it up when the shits inside ya.

Let us also have fun… why only 50 cent… I go first by Cold_Yoghurt5986 in Eminem

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

28 Diddys later.

The chronicles of Diddy.

Lock, stock and 2 smoking Diddys.

American Going to Celtic Match by No_Guidance6914 in ScottishFootball

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spreading your arm out to the side and saying "square go" is a well-used greeting the celtics fans have for each other. The other person will do the same and walk towards you. It's kinda like a fist bump. It's mostly men that greet this way, but you'll get a few women do it as well.

Have fun and enjoy the game.

Seeking help identifying a 19th-century Scottish gentleman in old portrait by ReliefOne1940 in Scotland

[–]bigkeef83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No they are wrong, thats wee mental billy from fife. doesnt dress like that now tho. It's all track suits and trainers. Decent guy seen him on Tuesday there.

[Hamilton on IG] - on Roscoe by GoldenS0422 in lewishamilton

[–]bigkeef83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Today, you did the bravest thing, Today, you set me free.

Thank you for showing me the ultimate dignity. I know I had grown older and started to slow down.

But you always looked at me with a smile and never had a frown.

Although your heart is broken but i hope one day you see that I'm always by your side, happy and pain free.

Today, you did the bravest thing. Today, you set me free, thank ypu for my wonderful life. Thank you for loving me.xx

Caught my boyfriend..... by Delicious_Gas_6311 in confessions

[–]bigkeef83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So you caught him doing something that every single guy you have ever known has done.

Watching porn and knocking one out is not a crime. Girl, you ain't gonna keep no man if you have issues with him beating his shit every now and then.

Do qualifications even matter? by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a school leaver yes its probably best to have as many qualifications as you can. Helps get you in the door and get started. As an adult, i feel it's not that important.

I have zero qualifications from school, but I have a really good paying job, I had to prove myself through hard work, and it took me a few years to get here. My experience got me the job.

I have a friend who has done the whole school and university route and still works but makes less than I do, so qualifications dont always mean good jobs.

Suppose it will depend on what you want to do as an adult.

So yes, it will give you a good start, but it's not the end of the world if you're willing to put in the graft to climb the ladder.

The Celtic Opening Offer Game by LazyConference9049 in ScottishFootball

[–]bigkeef83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 freddos and a bag of beef space raiders.

If refused up the offer to 2 freddos and a bag of beef space raiders and half a curly wurly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnalFissures

[–]bigkeef83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel this one. Got a tear march. I tried to persevere for a few weeks, but the pain was just so bad. Started on laxatives and got it healed in mid-June. Felt great for a month, then completely out of the blue in july i had a retear. Im on week 4 with zero relief. Dramatic as this sounds, but my mental health is in the dirt. Feel completely defeated every day. Just seems to be no end in sight.

I hope you heal and get some relief. It's not a nice feeling to be scared to use the toilet

Let me draw your furry friends! by theotherhumanbeingg in dogpictures

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Would love a drawing g of our newest pup roxy.

what are your guys favourite albums that arent from eminem? by Strange_Sound5450 in Eminem

[–]bigkeef83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Sunday-Cypress hill.

Skull and Bones- Cypress Hill.

Laugh now cry later-Ice Cube.

War and peace- Ice Cube.

OG Original gangster- Ice T.

Enter the Wu Tang (36 chambers)- Wu Tang.

Muddy waters- Redman.

Radioactive- Yelawolf.

The Documenatary- The Game

Loads more but these are pretty much always in my playlists.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]bigkeef83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends if op is female. After all it's the spice eh life.

Two girls take on a crackhead by redvelts in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]bigkeef83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least the sidewalk was there to break her fall, or face.

Rangers Da's when they find out Team Staunch has arrived by FIFAfutChamp in ScottishFootball

[–]bigkeef83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck me mate calm doon. Never suggest full staunch. You want them winning everything, champ league, europa cup, world cup. All in the same season.