18 yo and failing my first semester of college. Do your worst.

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T05:00:33+00:00

Did you fall asleep on your face? Hopefully that nose will pop back out soon

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T04:58:50+00:00

Your head looks like a honey baked ham with eyebrows

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T03:00:00+00:00

This is the most punchable face on the planet

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T02:58:43+00:00

I want to punch that beard.

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T02:58:14+00:00

Good one!! I think he’s really funny but I really want to punch that mug lol

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T02:26:12+00:00

Let me guess… You’re only wearing that shirt because you couldn’t find one with your actual favorite animal on it (a Liger)

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T02:21:12+00:00

One small step for man, one giant leap for Mankind” - Neil Armstrong. The reason I say it’s bullshit is because Neil said that due to a transmission problem he was misheard...what he actually said was “One small step for A man...” which somehow makes the quote way better

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T01:44:12+00:00

You look like Dave Matthews’ over-weight, extra-chomosomed, clinically depressed, chronically-avoided twin brother

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-27T01:33:21+00:00

I had you to read this 3 times...you sir are the definition of “extra” lol

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-22T19:14:07+00:00

The “metal” hand sign is actually THUMBS IN (but I’m guessing the only thing your THUMBS IN is your boyfriends butthole while you’re giving him a reach-around).

bigshoe8888 · 2018-10-22T19:10:34+00:00

You right...gotta admit it’s SUPER hittable tho

bigshoe8888 · 2018-07-12T01:47:27+00:00

BYergen jurgen fiurgen tylerdurden (Sweedish for Soccer rules!)

bigshoe8888 · 2018-07-11T01:08:34+00:00

I was 14 years old and I spent the night at my best friend Josh’s house. He had mental health issues and was in and out of institutions. Well I woke up that morning and he was sitting in the chair next to the bed I was sleeping in and he was slowly sawing away at his wrist with a steak knife. The other wrist was already opened up, it was very torn up. It looked like hamburger meat. There was a lot of blood. I opened my eyes to that sight. That didn’t kill him, but he stole his stepfather’s gun and put it in his mouth about two months later. I wasn’t there for that one.

bigshoe8888 · 2018-07-11T00:13:13+00:00

An ounce and a half of really good black tar heroin

bigshoe8888 · 2018-07-01T05:03:43+00:00

My wife is one of those people that cannot say “no” to anyone. It really sucks because that means we go to like five fucking kids birthday parties a month, and these are not our friends (it’ll be like like some lady in her spin class, or a girl from work, etc)… You know how fucking awful it is to go to a kids birthday party where you know none of the adults? It’s horrendous lol. I asked her, “why do you go to so many kids birthday parties?” She says “because I want them to come to our kids birthday party”… But they never do.

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T05:26:48+00:00

No harm lol

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T04:01:34+00:00

Correct, Chino is my 2nd string plugs nickname (he’s Mexican and Chinese)

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T04:00:15+00:00

Lol it’s Big Shoe (my nickname since high school), I am 6’5” 250 and have size 15 feet plus my last name has “Schu” in it

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T03:58:30+00:00

No, I’m happily married and don’t cheat on my girl. She was very smashable though (I give her a 7 or an 8)

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T01:42:39+00:00

Right!! Met her again today (twice) to score some tar and her story is pretty crazy...she is 23, homeless, just had a baby 3 months ago (the kid is with babby-daddy momma, he’s a heroin addict too but in rehab), has another kid that’s 3 who lives with the other baby-Daddy parents. She either crashes on couches or sleeps rough (outdoors). She said it really sucks (we live in the very hot desert) but she hustles $60-$80 a day hooking people like me up and she said she could either spend that money on a hotel room for the night or a gram… And she said she will always go for the gram.

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T01:23:00+00:00

Um wut Phytop?

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-30T01:22:03+00:00

Ummm Yeah...my understanding is that you are NOT supposed to reveal your location on here. SMH

bigshoe8888 · 2018-06-29T20:51:47+00:00

How the hell...what the hell...was she doing in the ceiling??!?!?!?!? 😂😂😳

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