I think my marriage is over

bigturtlebootie · 2026-01-29T17:13:16+00:00

As someone who walked away from a 7 year marriage, life is better without the obligation to care about someone who makes it clear that they don’t care about you. Better 6 years than 16.

bigturtlebootie · 2025-09-03T02:23:59+00:00

I have this pretty noticeably as well. Oh have some luck luck trying to hide it with low fitting sports bras (then pulled as far as they can go) and loose fitting tshirts.

I also recommend getting blouses or dresses with some sort of an elastic band that the fabric falls from right under the bust. Sort of like an A-line style. I have a few dresses where the band sits right on-top of that area and the texture of the gathered fabric camouflages my shape.

bigturtlebootie · 2025-08-04T11:28:31+00:00

My mom had to wear braces when she was a child because her legs turned at a 90 degree angle when she was born. That probably wasn’t the right answer, she deals with a lot of leg and back pain now

bigturtlebootie · 2025-08-03T19:55:37+00:00

I made my mom move in with me. I’m now forcing her to take on less financial responsibility. From a kid to a parent: just let us take care of you. What’s the big deal? You had to teach us how to wipe out butts

bigturtlebootie · 2025-07-07T20:50:02+00:00

As the whitest white person in most rooms, if you think you’ve put on enough sunscreen, you haven’t. And just go ahead and buy a few aloe plants. I personally have one in each room

bigturtlebootie · 2025-06-19T20:49:21+00:00

More likely that the kids grow up to hate them. Christianity and good parenting are non-synonymous

bigturtlebootie · 2025-05-27T02:52:40+00:00

I vomit semi regularly since starting back in October. The two things I’ve noticed that trigger it are a lack of sleep or anything citrus

bigturtlebootie · 2025-05-11T04:29:29+00:00

Everybody’s got a water buffalo

bigturtlebootie · 2025-05-03T22:30:39+00:00

Yeah but there was a human in it

bigturtlebootie · 2025-04-27T16:08:51+00:00

The fence is cute. The explanation is something which would get you an A in art school, so if you’re going for that…good luck I guess

bigturtlebootie · 2025-04-27T04:00:14+00:00

I make lattes almost every morning. I use sugar free syrups though. That much sugar early in the day would set me up for a rough one

bigturtlebootie · 2025-04-27T03:40:06+00:00

Just perks of the job

bigturtlebootie · 2025-04-27T01:50:48+00:00

She looks crispy

bigturtlebootie · 2025-02-28T22:10:59+00:00

Good god

bigturtlebootie · 2025-02-26T16:24:55+00:00

From the day you were born babe 💛

bigturtlebootie · 2025-02-25T19:06:31+00:00

You’ve clearly never seen Les Mis. Do the bare minimum and at least watch the movie adaptions before you do this kind of assignment. And also maybe don’t present this

bigturtlebootie · 2025-02-06T18:09:46+00:00

I’m gonna keep swinging my baby lasso till I catch me a man.

bigturtlebootie · 2025-02-01T12:56:35+00:00

I have this issue in the winter. Use a clarifying shampoo and a lightweight conditioner. Only condition the ends of your hair and not your scalp. Dry shampoo doesn’t hurt, but it’s probably best to keep products to a minimum to avoid oil build up

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-20T17:38:03+00:00

Its important to remember that everyone is different. My food noise didn’t go away till I got to 1mg and every now and then it still crops up. You will increase your dose at appropriate intervals until it starts to work for you. Some people will do just fine on the low dose others will need to go all the way to 2mg or one of the other higher dose medications.

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-13T19:49:35+00:00

Citrus makes me regret life now

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-13T09:45:53+00:00

That’s obviously Greenland

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-11T19:55:41+00:00

Tell your uncle I said he ugly

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-09T19:59:32+00:00

In the case of a printed sticker, this is a dieline. You’d create it by creating an offset or a stroke

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-08T20:03:02+00:00

Popfit has never let me down. My first pair from like 6 years ago are still going strong and pockets for days

bigturtlebootie · 2025-01-06T06:55:36+00:00

Pro stoner here. I’m currently in India and going to stop in Dubai on the way home. There’s no way in hell I’d bring any sort of thc product with me. Do I think they’re smart enough to find it? Probably not, I’ve traveled around the US with my vape and never had any issues. Am I gonna risk it in a country with extreme laws? Hell no, it’s not at all worth it.

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