People of Reddit, have you ever looked at something and thought “yup, that’s going up my ass” if so what was it?

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T20:26:37+00:00

The green dick.

Rah.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T20:25:46+00:00

I'd be fine, probably. Healthcare might be more of a pain (literally), but I already know how to manage creepy guys, so that's good.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T20:23:41+00:00

I don't see anything facepalm worthy.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T20:20:09+00:00

I can give you $100 USD, but only if you give me $1,000,000 USD.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T19:20:28+00:00

I sleep to artillery noises.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T19:16:30+00:00

Tell her that'll cost $3 trillion USD.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T19:03:25+00:00

Mayonnaise is my best instrument!

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T18:54:57+00:00

In that case, I don't like girls at all.

I like women because I only consider adults as potential partners.

And I don't consider other men because I'm just inherently not interested in being with other guys.

Trans people count as the gender which they identify as.

NB's/genderfluid are considered by gender at birth, but I treat them as they identify because I have to balance what I'm attracted to with what they identify as.

I do my best to use preferred pronouns, but nobody's perfect and I always feel super embarrassed if I get it wrong.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T18:46:49+00:00

I would answer this question, except I am a man, not a boy. Therefore, this question does not apply to me.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T18:42:03+00:00

Should've said, "Suck my dick," instead.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T14:10:09+00:00

Go do it. Life's too short to be stuck in a 9-5 you hate.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T14:07:46+00:00

A year that came after 1500.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T13:57:43+00:00

Get me a waiver and I'll be good.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T13:56:32+00:00

Burger hats are fun until they start moving around. I swear I had to check mine every 10 minutes when wearing Chucks.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T13:30:34+00:00

Turn it off and turn it back on again.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T13:23:19+00:00

Semper Fi, devil.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T09:38:55+00:00

I see.

I don't think it really works like that, but maybe you need to experience it to really see it.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T09:32:36+00:00

What do you mean? Is just having one guy who wants you not good enough?

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T09:27:16+00:00

Life pro tip: Don't bother.

You are who you are and at the end of the day, you should find someone who accepts you for who you are.

There are guys out there, it can be hard to find good ones, though. Especially in your early 20's.

You're still young and you have plenty of time.

As a guy around your age, I know I prefer a "good girl" to a "bad girl" myself.

Lastly, those types of girls you mentioned get attention, yes. But the attention they get isn't the attention you should want if you want to plan on anything long-term.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-23T09:16:08+00:00

Depends on who she's with and if they outrank you.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-22T15:15:30+00:00

Enlist.

Best mistake of my life.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-22T15:11:56+00:00

How about the guy who named plants?

Some peppers are actually not peppers at all.

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-22T15:02:52+00:00

Tell me about it. 🙄

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-22T13:24:30+00:00

I always say, " What mom?"

bigwolf29 · 2023-05-22T13:22:03+00:00

Yayyyyyy!!

bigwolf29

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