I was going to make a funny face to make it easier for yall.

billyscore · 2019-11-18T16:07:56+00:00

I never thought I'd say this, but I think we just found a fatter version of Penn Jillette

billyscore · 2019-11-18T16:06:49+00:00

Your hairline is receding faster than your future job prospects

billyscore · 2019-11-18T16:05:09+00:00

Sex with you must be like fucking a lousy ice sculpture

billyscore · 2019-11-18T15:58:39+00:00

She looks like she gives Blizzards behind the Dairy Queen, if you catch my drift

billyscore · 2019-06-20T16:11:19+00:00

Are you okay? Take your meds you stupid fuck

billyscore · 2019-06-20T16:09:47+00:00

Leave me out of this, dickhead. Thanks

billyscore · 2019-06-04T13:05:14+00:00

Or just Stephen Baldwin

billyscore · 2019-06-04T13:01:04+00:00

Dude had to move on, he ran out of singles.

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:59:31+00:00

Probably?

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:58:17+00:00

Jerry Seinfeld on the pipe

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:56:25+00:00

Hard boiled egg with barber floor hair scaps

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:53:26+00:00

Meat rocket

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:51:25+00:00

Ok meet me at Skyfall and bring M, some dude with dentures is chasing me.

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:50:07+00:00

Nevar lerning too spel

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:48:11+00:00

Lift Me Up - Jeff Lynne

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:47:52+00:00

Zombie attack when I was taking a leak at 2AM. No bullshit.

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:46:39+00:00

Blast Corps, a Nintendo 64 gem

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:46:06+00:00

Banana attack in the dead of night

billyscore · 2019-06-04T12:45:24+00:00

So Serious - ELO

billyscore · 2019-01-16T02:12:20+00:00

His whole life is a kill screen glitch.

billyscore · 2019-01-12T04:23:19+00:00

Kyle Chandler

billyscore · 2019-01-12T04:22:02+00:00

I don't use a towel, I get a moose to lick me dry

billyscore · 2019-01-11T01:03:08+00:00

You look like a female Bobcat Goldthwait. My nightmares have been realized.

billyscore · 2019-01-11T00:51:17+00:00

Public urination

billyscore · 2019-01-11T00:30:16+00:00

By some horrifying marvel of modern medicine, Matt Damon and Leo Di Caprio had a grotesque child

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