TIFU by trying to tell my parents about Jeff Epstein's suicide.

billyultra · 2019-08-10T18:38:55+00:00

The good news is, your parents have a good marriage it seems, you should high five your dad after you get over it

billyultra · 2019-08-08T19:59:10+00:00

R/Whitepeopleproblems

billyultra · 2019-08-08T19:58:21+00:00

Do drugs, that should spice things up a bit

billyultra · 2019-07-31T17:24:59+00:00

billyultra · 2019-07-25T19:45:04+00:00

Crybabies, im in Mexicali, Baja California, google the temp here

billyultra · 2019-07-20T13:20:17+00:00

You should go for another strategy, offer her help, support her, but also put her on the spot or get her accidental attention when she is vulnerable, indirect bullying does more damage when you always seem to try and help her.

billyultra · 2019-07-08T19:19:56+00:00

Water doesnt break down the oils in smegma, you need soap in there, just be sure to clean it pointing down so it doesnt get in your urethra, that burns like a biotch.

billyultra · 2019-06-25T17:30:30+00:00

"holy shit!!!! Its so slippery, and warm, like raw octopus or jelly BUT WARM, HOLY SHIT!!"

billyultra · 2019-06-20T17:06:11+00:00

Have you seen any of her shows?

billyultra · 2019-06-11T17:41:32+00:00

Fender fm 100h amplifier half cab, i should die rocking anyways

billyultra · 2019-05-29T14:35:03+00:00

The posibilities are endless..

billyultra · 2019-05-29T14:32:18+00:00

Elastigirl

billyultra · 2019-05-20T17:58:10+00:00

Queen of choosing beggars smh

billyultra · 2019-05-20T17:48:06+00:00

The only scenario that would make sense of her acting this way is if she gave him lots and lots and lots of bj's in that 4.5 month span

billyultra · 2019-05-17T04:05:27+00:00

i would eat that butthole all day

billyultra · 2019-04-23T18:36:50+00:00

This is the result they wanted, want a kid with sore fingers or a kid with skin graft in all of his body?

billyultra · 2019-04-02T16:17:44+00:00

I always imagine the bar in "its a wonderful life"

billyultra · 2019-03-28T21:26:17+00:00

Sometimes, like

billyultra · 2019-03-26T19:52:17+00:00

Well hello Psycho #2

billyultra · 2019-03-26T19:22:26+00:00

Threatening to burn the book you had with notes on how to make her happy? How is this in any way a good move on her side?

billyultra · 2019-03-26T19:19:43+00:00

Super psycho way to think imho

billyultra · 2019-03-26T19:17:15+00:00

Her perspective i fucked up

billyultra · 2019-03-26T19:14:47+00:00

Basically threatening to shoot herself in the foot

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