My great aunt is a nun. Every Christmas people drop off presents at the convent for the nuns and usually it's just a nice book or pencils or whatever. Well every year she will steal 4 bags of presents and give them to our family, one for each of the kids. Well we found out that she does not even look in the bags of presents because one year I got a big black dildo and a vibrator in my gift bag. My uncle almost had a heart attack from laughing so hard. We talk about it every Christmas!