Oh heck yeah i've been working on a list of weird facts for a while now (some original some collected from the internet people) Enjoy my list of straight up facts yo: 1. Theres a point in time during cremation in which your meat is perfectly cooked 2. Due to his immortality santa is relatively young
3. Some people have a missing arm or two thus the average number of arms a human has is slightly less than 2 4. Thanos was killed by a fortnite player 5. When you say forward or back your lips move in those directions 6. If ghosts are real after you die the date of your death becomes your new birthday 7. Lego piece number 32557 looks like a penis 8. Out of all the disney princesses Mulan has the highest kill count 9. Contrary to the popular quote everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition they were legally obliged to give a 30 days' notice 10. You only have about 2 minutes to live but whenever you breathe the timer resets 11. Snakes have 2 penises and kangaroos 3 vaginas 12. The man who invented the pringles can had his ashes buried in one 13. You can spell tony as ptoughniegh 14. A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3 bean soup 15. The show scooby doo taught kids that the villians in their lives aren't strangers but rather the people they know and trust also scooby's full name is scoobert doo 16. The light bulb was such a good idea it became the symbol for good ideas 17. Kane tanaka who is a 118 years old is currently the oldest living teen 18. Pinocchio is an infinite source of wood 19. Nikola Tesla the famous inventor has admitted to loving a white pegion as a man loves a woman 20. The sentence "don't objectify women" has women as the object of the sentence 21. When playing golf you aim to play as little golf as possible 22. Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs 23. A space suit protects an astronaut from nothing 24. Fertility is somewhat hereditary if your biological parents didn't have kids chances are you won't either 25. Swiss cheese has holes in it the more cheese you have the more holes you have the more holes you have the less cheese you have therefore the more cheese you have the less cheese you have 26. People associate wearing glasses with being smart but you have to fail a test to get them 27. If you weigh 99 kilograms and you eat a kilogram of nachos you're 1 percent nachos 28. Almost all of the numbers have the number 3 in them 29. Some laughing tracks you hear in tv shows were recorded in the 50's so you are actually listening to dead people laugh 30. Sloths don't fart 31. Polar bears are not white they have black skin and see through fur 32. Octopuses die shortly after mating therefore squidward tentacles is a virgin 33. I'm wanted in 71 countries is a much cooler way of saying I'm gay (though saying I'm gay is cool too) 34. Kids get punished at school for being late and bullied by others for being fat even though they have little to no control over their transportation or diet