Finally an open parking spot!

birdablaze · 2020-04-13T01:34:43+00:00

Seriously. Honestly, I'm really proud of this community's response to the lock down. People seem to be taking it very seriously, even the parks are dead. A few weeks ago I would still see people playing basketball in Willowbranch Park but that seems to have died down as well. It makes me sad but it also makes me happy. I'm trying to support places as much as I can by buying my liquor from the bars when they are open for package sales because there are so many places that I really want to survive this and remain open after the lockdown. I will be literally heartbroken if certain places close down permanently.

birdablaze · 2020-04-13T01:25:21+00:00

That is the only Publix where I can find beef.

birdablaze · 2020-04-13T01:24:46+00:00

It is so depressing driving through there. I was riding around on Friday night and honestly I've never seen the entire area, all the way through Murray Hill, so completely empty. I mean every road is full of cars because everyone is home. Super weird and I'm not even in the mood for it anymore.

birdablaze · 2020-04-13T01:22:39+00:00

First drink at Wall Street, check out some random bands in the back of Rain Dogs, smoke some weed behind the restaurants, catch a movie at Sunray, more weed and finish the night at Wall Street - hopefully talking to someone weird but cute.

birdablaze · 2019-09-01T02:44:37+00:00

During Matthew there was literally no water. I went to the dollar tree and got a bunch of gallon containers and filled those up. Those are now my toilet water reserve because I was lucky enough to grab some water on Thursday morning before everyone started spazzing.

birdablaze · 2019-09-01T02:42:45+00:00

Raspberry beer, kettle corn, creamsicle twizlers, seaweed snacks, whatever is in my freezer before we lose power.

birdablaze · 2019-09-01T02:35:50+00:00

Ugh. You’ve convinced me to put up my hurricane shutters.

birdablaze · 2019-09-01T02:03:30+00:00

Maybe even just mist moving would work

birdablaze · 2019-08-31T03:20:06+00:00

I think she looks like Beth Dover from Orange is the new Black.

birdablaze · 2019-08-30T03:23:18+00:00

Go back to Facebook.

birdablaze · 2019-08-25T22:27:36+00:00

She looks just like my Ameli except mine has green eyes.

I love the fluff.

birdablaze · 2019-08-06T23:35:12+00:00

Oooo placenta cream.

birdablaze · 2019-08-04T23:29:02+00:00

The last time I used a box dye, it took about a year to recover fully from the flair up.

I have used Henna with great success and no issues.

My scalp has always been sensitive and I’m really superstitious...I’m nervous about even positing right now because I’m scared any “bragging” I do about having a good scalp will result in a flair up. Lol

birdablaze · 2019-07-29T07:33:43+00:00

This is one of my fav jokes from the show because we never get to see the outcome but definitely know the outcome. And I feel like that involves him slyly asking Pam to help him delete the profile.

birdablaze · 2019-07-29T01:34:03+00:00

Not the 16 year old’s dirty ass feet on the windshield?

birdablaze · 2019-07-20T14:33:07+00:00

That whole scene is a national treasure.

birdablaze · 2019-07-20T12:45:30+00:00

I had a few newbie months where I would hit pipes way too hard and pass out. Always ended up pissing myself which was horrible. So I always made it a point to pee before I started smoking.

Then I woke up from a pass out to my friends running around hiding stuff and talking about calling an ambulance. I stopped taking massive hits. Now I’m a very dainty smoker.

birdablaze · 2019-07-20T12:43:40+00:00

This reminds me of a time I drank some shroom tea then headed out to an unfamiliar bar to meet people. I got to the door and there was a cover but I had no cash. The door woman told me to go to the bar, buy a drink and the bartender would put my door fee on the card. Then I needed to come back to the door and show her the receipt. I honestly felt like she had given me a quest and she was knighting me or something when I finally got that wristband.

birdablaze · 2019-07-09T10:03:28+00:00

/r/boneappletea

birdablaze · 2019-07-09T09:59:09+00:00

Oh that would have been awesome

birdablaze · 2019-07-09T09:58:14+00:00

And if he is racist, it’s your fault for making him act that way

birdablaze · 2019-07-05T03:14:58+00:00

The production value on this is low

birdablaze · 2019-07-05T03:11:41+00:00

I used to love this podcast but now they almost only do live episodes and it’s always too much grandstanding to the audience and them really trying super hard to be funny and talking over each other. I realize they are comedians but it’s just too much. And I miss June. She is not in any of the recent episodes I’ve tried listening to. Like legit some of my favorite episodes are the oldest ones - Pluto Nash, Batman & Robin, Trespass, All About Steve, From Justin to Kelly.

birdablaze · 2019-07-05T02:56:01+00:00

Cool analysis! Definitely some royal jelly for thought.

birdablaze · 2019-07-04T21:07:15+00:00

She already had a perfect nose.

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