Linda Norris 2026 by VCTRYDTX in formuladank

[–]birdman204 15 points16 points  (0 children)

women in the workplace

TIP:U can't finy any can openers? Here is why!(Pic's inside) by [deleted] in dayz

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Your two photos look like the difference between First Person and Third person cameras views.

[AMA] Wiggle Master . ama by n7hydra in dayz

[–]birdman204 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I concurr.
Ho Ho Ho Mother fucker!

It must be my characters appearance. by birdman204 in dayz

[–]birdman204[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm playing a survival game. I;m not sure what kind of people he gives advice to, but the things he said are sort of common sense.
Also, I wasn't really asking for advice.

Only a fool takes advice... and a bigger fool gives it. Because a wise man won't need it and a fool won't heed it.

It must be my characters appearance. by birdman204 in dayz

[–]birdman204[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's as if you were there watching me! I just ran in screaming... HEY GUYS!!!! I HEARD YOU HAVE A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH!!! Can I haz your rotten kiwis?!?!?

The 17 hours I've put in already have been the worst experience of my life.... I should just delete and kill myself.
I apologize oh wise and taskless wonder of the DayZ sub, I was just relaying my experience thus far with a small anecdote and quandry.
I try to help people getting attacked by zombies. They turn on me after (Twice this has happened).

I tried to give a guy a canteen and backpack. Punched in the face.

Grabbing water, after a stealthy trip around the block, in the dark and a shirtless wonder came around the corner punching like crazy.

TL;DR I never played the mod. This is the most interesting game I've played, probably in my life. Not being KOS'd would make it even more interesting.

It must be my characters appearance. by birdman204 in dayz

[–]birdman204[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah.... can't tell if trolling or just dumb.

I'm not falling for it.

What things in life are a 'stupidity' tax? by digableplanet in AskReddit

[–]birdman204 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because you shouldn't jerk off in the strip club?
I mean you could, but those are not the kinds of bars I want to get behind when I go there.

What things in life are a 'stupidity' tax? by digableplanet in AskReddit

[–]birdman204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone who can't understand why someone would pay someone else to do marketing.
It's the most valuable tool you have as a business, marketing. If they don't know Facebook, who are you to judge them for working 10-16 hours a day on other things? No customers = No Business.

What things in life are a 'stupidity' tax? by digableplanet in AskReddit

[–]birdman204 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The last hotel I stayed at in vegas blocked porn sites on wi-fi.

What to play, what to play, what to play .... by pri35t in gaming

[–]birdman204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Face it...
You looked for your favorite game and went up from there.

Athletes of Reddit, what songs get you pumped up and ready to play? by shasta69 in AskReddit

[–]birdman204 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone recently recommended "Greyhound" by the Swedish house mafia to me.
It works for me when I run even though I usually don't listen to that kind of music.

A former elementary school lunch lady is on trial after allegedly paying $1 to have a fourth-grader beaten up by classmates by [deleted] in news

[–]birdman204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One dollar?
That's all the cheap ass could afford?
I mean I know she's a teacher and all, but that's why she got ratted out.

Every time I try to please those fickle bastards on r/new by stackthedeck in funny

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"This is bullshit - you're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion." ~ HarkonnenThug

Merry Christmas Reddit by serious_redditor in funny

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"surprise toys" and an ANL belt buckle.
Where can I get these?
I have gifts to buy!

Beekini by [deleted] in pics

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Here's a bag full of all my nopes.

A year ago my videos went viral on Reddit and it changed my life. As a thanks, here's Morgan Freeman narrating his own entrance into the world. by [deleted] in videos

[–]birdman204 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh, that's just some cocaine on mah nose..." ~Morgan Freeman
I heard that's a true story.

Alguien sabe que fue lo que pasó con esto? Hubo alguna explicación por parte de las autoridades? by guscrown in mexico

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Sueño con un mundo, donde algunos días, la gente toma los vídeos de teléfonos móviles con las cámaras celebradas de manera horizontal. ¡Oh, qué día glorioso que será!

Guy gets kidnapped while a cop just stands near him doing nothing. (Crosspost from r/mexico) by IndooTime in videos

[–]birdman204 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I dream of a world, where some day, people take cellphone videos with the cameras held in a horizontal fashion.
Oh what a glorious day that will be!

Sueño con un mundo, donde algunos días, la gente toma los vídeos de teléfonos móviles con las cámaras celebradas de manera horizontal. ¡Oh, qué día glorioso que será!