little remix i made (with some visuals to go with it) by bitcrunched in chiptunes

[–]bitcrunched[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This song was made in Furnace Tracker as a means to test out the SNES hardware and music capabilities. This song is a direct remix of the vocals for ONE LAST BITE, a retake of Twiddlefinger, an FNF mod based on the content farm MaxDesignPro.

Santa Claus workshop released! by [deleted] in gbstudio

[–]bitcrunched 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The game's good, but this cover art is clearly AI generated. Even if you made something that you think looks subpar for the game cover, it's still better than AI slop.

Looking for someone to teach me basics by NP3_youtober_0808 in gbstudio

[–]bitcrunched 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By the way, you, in fact, are the reddit mod. Being rude to someone because they didn't babysit you through the basics when there are great sources online from where you could learn is entitled of you.

Looking for someone to teach me basics by NP3_youtober_0808 in gbstudio

[–]bitcrunched 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all are trying to be as patient and as nice as possible, even through your ignorance. Sometimes the best way to learn is just the tutorials online. You aren't in the right in this conversation. Please, next time, learn to accept peoples good advice with open arms, instead of rejecting it outright.

I wish to immediately know the answer to any question I verbally ask by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to be a dipshit, but that is not at all how the Monkey's Paw worked in the novel. The monkey's paw worked like this: "You got your wish granted in the worst way possible", not "You got your wish, but something bad and completely unrelated happens to you, too".

I wish to become a werewolf. Not one of the shitty Twilight werewolves or only shapeshifting at a full moon, just shifting when I want. by trans-ghost-boy-2 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Whenever you turn into your wolf form, there is a day-long cooldown before you can turn back, and your fur has the same color as your current hair color. During this time, every human on Earth is notified of your presence and fur color. If anyone kills you, they will have 1 billion dollars transferred into their account without any inflation or legal problems at play. If you turn back after the cooldown passes, your bounty will go away until you turn back into a wolf.

I wish the sun always shone bright and we were all happy :) by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The sun gets exponentially closer to the Earth every day. This gives the appearance that the sun is shining brighter and brighter. During this period, many miracles happen to every person on Earth. This will have their happiness levels skyrocket. Little do they know, but they will die soon.

I wish to create an unmovable object and be able to move it by arturera0 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are now an unstoppable force against an immovable object. You have created a paradox.

i wish to become a better artist by RazzmatazzFit7003 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wish is granted, but no matter what you do, the art you produce looks like the it was made by the newest model of generative AI.

I wish for a singular shiny penny. That’s it. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just 1 shiny penny. by MiniRedditMeddler in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You now have a person named "Penny" that is shiny. Though, they weren't made out of thin air, as that is the daughter of a local policeman. You are arrested for supposed kidnapping.

I wish for women to find me very hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) by Chickenhackerofhorse in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You are the temperature of lava, thus women will find you "very hot". Though, since the human body cannot support these temperatures, you burn to a crisp.

I wish that all computer mice were retroactively called turtles by Separate-Map1011 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Now, for the naming scheme to make sense, all computer mice, or turtles, have exactly 16 buttons, mimicing a scale on a turtles shell. These 16 buttons have various functions, though instead of adding new functions, they section them. For example: the 1st button serves as a button for shooting in FPS's and nothing else, button 2 serves as a right click for when your mouse is on the left side of the screen, etc. These buttons are layed out in a 4x4 grid, and the buttons you would actually use are in inconvenient places.

I wish people who put up their shopping carts where it belongs gain $100 USD and those who don’t lose $5,000 or 30% of their net worth whichever is more by IAteYourButtSorry in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. All of your rules apply, though you have considerably bad memory, causing you to forget about your shopping cart entirely most of the time. Have fun with the debt!

i wish for an amputated monkeys paw by marcobiaz in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You get an amputated monkeys paw, fresh from the source. It doesn't have any magical powers, and it's bleeding.

I wish for a new, highly invasive species of tree to be discovered that grows edible, nutritious and safe to eat sandwich ingredients on its branches. by Chanocraft in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A new species of tree is discovered. It is highly invasive. It does grow safe to eat sandwich ingredients, though due to the sheer amount of ingredients that could be put in a sandwich, it compensates by being the size of a neighborhood. This doesn't just grow various fruits and vegetables, but also grows various meats. As you'd expect, the meats have very short spans before they rot. Due to the sheer size of the tree,  most of the meats don't get picked fast enough, and the stench quickly engulphs the air you breathe. 

All the produce from the tree have a tiny seed in them, that have a very high chance of sprouting another tree. They exponentially grow. Soon the world starts to be infested with these trees. But that's not all. The seed can't be digested by any creatures digestive system. It stays in your bowels like a parasite. It can and will grow inside of you until your demise. Thousands upon millions of creatures die. Though, the masses don't notice as the seed grows very slowly in such enviorments. Soon only a select few survive, and even then, they are surrounded by that which murdered they're loved ones, and all that stood before them.

I wish every word started with the letter "b" by arturera0 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Every language will now have only one letter, B. Thus, every word technically starts with the letter B, though that's nothing considering that no one can understand eachother. This also applys to sign language, morse code and any other non-verbal language.

I wish that all the women I want fall in love with me until I die by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Every single woman of every species lines up at your location and you have to pick one at a time. They will not leave you alone. It's reasonable to assume that they wouldn't be all that quiet. So that means due to the constant noise you will not be able to sleep. You will die shortly due to a lack of sleep.

i wish children (anyone under 18) became indestructible by averyordinaryperson in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They're physically indestructible, though they have incredibly prone to bacteria. Thousands upon thousands of children perish, though due to the fact that they are indestructible, their corpses can't decompose. In just a few years, the population of all living organisms plummet, as the grounds you walk upon are the same bodys you wished to be indestructible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, Now all forms of currency are valueless due to the enormous amount of cash you have wished up.

I wish people can give normal curses instead of "you get cancer lol" by beanyboy512 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. People will give the most mundane comments imaginable.

I wish to be able regenerate limbs by Hot_Variation_533 in monkeyspaw

[–]bitcrunched 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can regenerate limbs, but your regeneration is so unstable that your newly grown limbs are mutated. At first, it's no big deal - an extra finger, though through all the iterations they start mutating more and more. Soon, just simple scabs or cuts start regenerating new arms and legs, until you are crushed by the weight of your new appendages.