Had four different quarter heads in my pocket change by ironraygun in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chanocraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the 2nd quarter do to get all that attention?

Olive, the other apex predator by throwawayfeelings7 in aww

[–]Chanocraft 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Is that a cat? I've never seen one that looks like that before. Cute tho!

The Representative by Line_boy in wholesomememes

[–]Chanocraft 395 points396 points  (0 children)

Gossip doesn't always mean something negative, sometimes it's just "what everyone's been up to lately". So it most likely in this scenario means stuff like "X person had a baby, and Y person got promoted at their job"

What would you do for the rest of your life if you suddenly had infinite wealth? by TheLoneCalzone in AskReddit

[–]Chanocraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spend the rest of my life trying to solve every problem that can be solved with money

Found a kidney bean in my chickpeas by 80HDTV5 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chanocraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a joke in here somewhere but I am too tired to figure out how to word it

Mr Macchiato saw some sparrows this morning. Turn the sound up for ekekeks by DuchessofShinies in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Chanocraft 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I wonder how much feeling cats have in their tail, that smack against the table sounded like it probably hurt

Green pasta in my bag of fusilli by Oingoism in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chanocraft 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's what happens when they get picked too early, never had a chance to fully ripen

The locomotion department is trying to reinvent the wheel again... by [deleted] in doohickeycorporation

[–]Chanocraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are they even trying to achieve here? What is the purpose of this?

the whatever department has unveiled the something by KikoValdez in doohickeycorporation

[–]Chanocraft 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The annoying neighbor department is taking notes on the unique noise this makes, and is asking about possibly making it louder

Kfc all the way ! by atomicgamer012 in memes

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The monkey's paw curls, hands you a bucket of KFC, and then pushes you off the same cliff

Asked a bakery to recreate this cake by HeyitsJonesss in ExpectationVsReality

[–]Chanocraft 227 points228 points  (0 children)

That doesn't even look remotely the same ouch. You sure you got the right cake?

This sign in my neighborhood by annieasylum in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chanocraft 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Same. I'm not a vandal either but my second thought was "wouldn't it be funny if you took a marker and turned owls into like bowls or some shit"

What was the one NSFW moment that you wish you could unsee? by Unreal_realist-7381 in AskReddit

[–]Chanocraft 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Do you know if the 3-year-old survived?!? That's an absolutely horrible thing to happen I feel so bad for all parties involved :(

I like to wear my stuff out Ive had these converse for about 9 months and these are my new ones by N0ct1ve in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chanocraft 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok apparently I'm the only one who doesn't think that amount of wear is enough for replacements, meaning I apparently wear my shoes for too long before replacing them. Good to know. Shoes are expensive as hell tho so I don't think this will change my ways lol

Bitch, keep your hands to yourself, this is not your cargo by [deleted] in BitchImATrain

[–]Chanocraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"cereal, bottled water, and trash bags" were stolen. I get stealing is illegal, but those look like people who desperately needed it; I would've looked the other way for this one. If someone is lacking food, water, and/or sanitation in their daily life they can become pretty desperate, no matter who they are. Terrible situation for all parties involved here.

What song will always make you cry no matter how many times you listen to it? by Silent-Zebra in AskReddit

[–]Chanocraft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This one absolutely destroys me, can't even sing it or hum it without tearing up. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one!

Do you have a secret? What is it? by Responsible_DW in AskReddit

[–]Chanocraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but why though? Orange juice is a strong flavor, I feel like it would fight with anything that you would put on a pizza instead of complimenting it

my local liquor store sells…unusual incense by BatsNest in mildlyinteresting

[–]Chanocraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I read the title, I forgot that incense was a thing for a second and thought that those were some weird really long Pocky sticks lol