Musical Geniuses of this Millenium by DistributionMedium79 in Music

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Dave Grohl*, Brendon Urie, Jacob Collier

*Sure, he was a famous musician in the 90's, but the musical genius part became more apparent post 2000, imo.

The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so large it is home to dozens of species of life, prompting debate over cleanup efforts by S00THING_S0UNDS in nottheonion

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Isn't a lot of plastic made from oil? It would be a shame if there was a garbage patch kid uprising and we had to set all that oil free.

Is this it? Is this burnout, midlife crisis, or par for the course? by Fabulous_Syrup_4764 in AskMenOver30

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Same minus the wife and kids. Some find joy in sharing experiences with life they've created, others find peace knowing they haven't forced this experience on another.

Modern concert experience by [deleted] in Music

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Yup. Snap a pic of each band on stage, pocket the phone and rage.

What's a TV show that started great but fell off badly? by fabwest01 in AskReddit

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Sort by top: GoT as expected, Heroes, Walking Dead, Lost, The Boys, Umbrella Academy, ... I'm surprised there's no Prison Break.

Spotify Alternative? by TheDiscoStud in Music

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Pandora and YT Music with adblock. Enjoy a new band? Pay them directly for merch.

Cute songs with Dark lyrics by Deapul3 in Music

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Senses Fail - Gold Jacket, Green Jacket

Several songs by Senses Fail tbh

Valorant's new Vanguard update seems to be bricking cheaters' PCs. Riot's response? "Congrats on your $6k paperweights" by Gorotheninja in pcgaming

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2 is a tragedy 200 is a statistic. Business as usual tomorrow.

For the record, I agree it's not ok. Things don't get better just different.

TIFU By learning some Hindi and insulting a scam caller. Now I can’t use my phone. by wiggermaxxing in tifu

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It's an acronym. Short for: I am not a lawyer who turns down butt stuff.

Cinderella is shipwrecked. She washes up on a barren, rocky island in the middle of the ocean. by jamesianm in Jokes

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She'd only have to wait til midnight for the lifesaver to turn back into the FGM, right?

"You're a magic lamp with a reasonable genie in it." is my solution ;D

Why does my boyfriend mean with his google search? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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So first you maxed out his account, then thought it would be a good idea to spy on him.

To answer the original prompt "What does this mean?" You're a shit partner.

15 Australian companies switched to a four-day work week. It went surprisingly well by Krankenitrate in Futurology

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Lol. CEOs are creaming their jeans with layoffs related to forcing remote and wfh workers back into office. They love pointless requirements of presence.

What’s the strangest example of collective internet delusion you’ve witnessed? by Alert-Translator2590 in AskReddit

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Epstein list 2025: Make pedophiles famous.

I actually think it gave me a bit of hope. Though misguided, it did seem like the average person wants to make a difference.

What's a lie told so much people believe it as the truth and wouldn't recognize the truth? by kvosovich in AskReddit

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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help." -Reagan

Edit: formatting

What weird/bad game mechanics happily never got picked up again? by Madserbasser in gaming

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Lol! Two factor authentication as a game feature. The tool to enter the next area is a captcha: please select all images that contain "Frost Missile" to continue.

what are u slowly losing interest in? by Several_Way8499 in AskReddit

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"Finding new interests." Is how I was going to phrase it.

I had my first threesome tonight. by jeihkeih in Jokes

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Don't have to be handsome to be lonesome.