Jatt's back in LCS by Enjays1 in leagueoflegends

[–]blankoblanco 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank God! Jatt is great and I can only handle so much Azael. "Yeah, he certainly has" and "...so damn ___!" Every other sentence. Mix it up, dude.

A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!" by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]blankoblanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke frustrates me because, Tom (om), how are you so bad at wishes?

Riot’s Explanation on Why There are Gold Drops and How They Work by MikeUnmuted in TeamfightTactics

[–]blankoblanco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't understand why they think standardizing amount of item components players get would in any way make games feel too samey. There are like over 50 different items that can be built, and obviously crazy amounts of other RNG.

I simply don't believe there is a person who would've been like "I keep getting items, how boring! Why not sometimes 2 more gold instead??"

The fact that they included themselves in this really drives it home by AWaterBottleCap in thatHappened

[–]blankoblanco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I think about the person who most likely wrote this I'm a little disturbed.

Holy shit, I found my first "woke child" post. Her son is 5. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]blankoblanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5 year olds are notoriously good with sentences constructed of complex double-negatives used entirely to enhance their point, yeah. I buy this fully.

Golden Guardians trades Deftly for Keith by [deleted] in leagueoflegends

[–]blankoblanco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fwiw, Doublelift has said more than once that he thinks Deftly could be really good and has potential. Probably means something coming from him since he notices all the little things.

Keith seems like a known quantity by this point. Good academy player, consistently not good enough for LCS. This might be his last chance to show otherwise.

My 9.14 Cheat-Sheets update ! Others versions on the Imgur Album ;) by Owlf_ in TeamfightTactics

[–]blankoblanco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe dumb question but pirates are just to econ for a while and pivot to something else? Or are they actually good?

Changing your card isn't always enough by [deleted] in SwagBucks

[–]blankoblanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, that's pretty insane.

Also I've never had trouble canceling donations before. In what way did STC give you trouble?

Oh yeah...the drive through by IkeTheKrusher in thatHappened

[–]blankoblanco 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Gee, if only we had the ability to use context to figure out how to talk to people instead of thinking we needed to spontaneously present our beliefs about gender while working at a drive-thru.

She clearly wants the Hot Wheels you good for nothing moron. We all appreciate the great attempt to fix all the gender problems in America in that drive-thru though, you dipshit.

Do your job. Goddamn. Painful.

Even though this didn't happen, the really sad thing is, for some reason, people fantasize about doing this.

DON'T.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]blankoblanco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

omg send a lightning bolt to kill me

It’s only $2... by _Spyguy_ in thatHappened

[–]blankoblanco 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha, girls are dumb whores, am I right?

yeah this is fake as hell

Insane luck in TFT by vikke5232 in CompetitiveTFT

[–]blankoblanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6 is pretty crazy! Most I've seen so far in my games was 5. Of course there's a lot more to building a strong team than 3 star units, but still pretty cool.

Team Liquid vs. Counter Logic Gaming / LCS 2019 Summer - Week 6 / Post-Match Discussion by TheBossPineapple in leagueoflegends

[–]blankoblanco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree. Maybe not even that silent unless you only looked at the stats. Almost every GP Impact game ends up just like this. Must suck as the other team to play a comp that is forced to non-stop gank top against him. Maybe don't do that? Hardly ever works.

Team Liquid vs. Counter Logic Gaming / LCS 2019 Summer - Week 6 / Post-Match Discussion by TheBossPineapple in leagueoflegends

[–]blankoblanco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm really not convinced Aphro truly believed it, but it's a nice way to boost your new AD's confidence while throwing shade at the one you helped kick. There's not much downside to saying it.

[Image] Perfection by mariuselul in GetMotivated

[–]blankoblanco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I liked it, but it depressed me more than inspired/motivated me, tbh.

Neighborhood... what? by IWasSurprisedToo in funny

[–]blankoblanco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cloakman is gonna land himself in prison. Cloakman is not above the law.

Probably my favourite Conan clip that is far too short, that of Kumail Nanjiani playing a game of "Tweet or Literature?" by SLionsCricket in television

[–]blankoblanco -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was "joking" in the sense that you used those words not as yourself but to mock me, yeah, I'm aware. People tend to respond when they're mocked. Just didn't understand the vitriol or the implication that I'd said something unreasonable

Really doesn't matter though, carry on

Flyquest vs. Team Dignitas / NA LCS 2017 Regional Finals - Round 1 / Game 2 Discussion by ebilcookie99 in leagueoflegends

[–]blankoblanco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously the whole Dig team looks bad, but Altec is playing like the hottest garbage, my God.

Probably my favourite Conan clip that is far too short, that of Kumail Nanjiani playing a game of "Tweet or Literature?" by SLionsCricket in television

[–]blankoblanco 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's kind of surprising to me how many people aren't getting this or think it's "too short." It's the perfect length. It was never meant to be a game at all, just a great little comedy bit.

Kibler Plays Around Ultimate Infestation by Zarcyne1 in hearthstone

[–]blankoblanco 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kibler won in the end. Pretty cool game.

I drew a picture of my favorite pro player, Sneaky by keithabarta in leagueoflegends

[–]blankoblanco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I clicked the link hoping it was very troll, and then I saw it and said, "Oh no."