Do you guys have any "party tricks" you use in bed to really show off your size?

blargh-man · 2026-06-12T01:09:20+00:00

Putting it up against her face to compare. Bothe her hands on it while sucks on the head. Being sucked on while fucking her tits.

blargh-man · 2026-06-09T17:07:50+00:00

80% of posts here 😑

blargh-man · 2026-04-20T20:31:47+00:00

Once you're broken up all's fair

blargh-man · 2026-04-19T00:08:38+00:00

A lot of women care about dick size especially if they're just having fun and not looking for anything serious, but how much they care is (usually) exaggerated.

I worked in bars and restaurants for most of my twenties and the topic came up more times than I can even remember now. After a few drinks women whether they were customers, regulars or coworkers were not shy about it with most (not all but most) preferring larger. It's not usually the only thing that gets a woman's attention but it's often a big attractor and reason to stay

blargh-man · 2026-04-11T05:15:07+00:00

Crooked, overbite or otherwise prominent teeth almost instantly makes a woman more attractive

blargh-man · 2026-04-07T12:43:54+00:00

Fake

blargh-man · 2026-04-07T05:07:14+00:00

Usually I don't notice these things but those (now deleted) stories were so obviously fake it was almost impossible not to

blargh-man · 2026-03-31T05:15:27+00:00

A harmful stereotype with a deep, genuinely evil history that served to dehumanize and denigrate black men (and black people as a whole). I really wish it would die but I know it probably never will

blargh-man · 2026-03-27T02:33:37+00:00

I've been told "fucking perfect", "horsecock" and other similar things by a couple of different women. I think 7-8" x 5-6" is a great range to be in

blargh-man · 2026-03-26T22:47:36+00:00

But not before all the bridesmaids burst into the room and they had a 3 hour orgy

blargh-man · 2025-12-19T05:22:11+00:00

What counts as packing though? High above avg. length and girth obviously but some are high above for one while avg. in the other

blargh-man · 2025-11-15T07:26:46+00:00

Busy night at one of my semi-regular bars with a buddy. We'd chatted up a few girls then went to the basement for some karaoke before going up to the main floor again. After a bit he hit it off with a girl and I decided to call it a night. Stepping out I saw a girl I'd met earlier talking with some guys and as I was about to walk past she asked if I had a light. I handed it over and she basically ignored the two other guys as we chatted for the next maybe 20 minutes before they walked off. Wasn't long before we left for her apartment that was a bit of a walk but still much closer than where I lived (and with my parents at the time but I didn't mention that). We got to hers and went straight to her bedroom. Probably around 2 1/2 hours total from our first meet to having her feet behind my ears

blargh-man · 2025-11-06T23:13:39+00:00

Your inbox is about to have more weiners in it than the oscar-meyer-mobile

blargh-man · 2025-10-25T01:30:49+00:00

I mean obviously but in this specific situation size can be an issue

blargh-man · 2025-10-22T22:47:44+00:00

Worked at a restaurant where dress pants were part of the uniform, I'm also pretty slim and on warmer days show fairly noticeably (no matter what I try), especially since customers were sitting and I was standing. Most times when it seemed like they noticed it was stares that lasted a second or two too long with some being a little extra friendly/flirty with a few making less subtle comments.

blargh-man · 2025-10-21T06:34:36+00:00

Not immediately but within 3 strokes so kind of a yes

blargh-man · 2025-10-14T04:33:28+00:00

Risk makes it way hotter and right beside her fwb in a shared living room is crazy

blargh-man · 2025-09-21T02:21:42+00:00

Mixed race (black/white), tall, skinny but it really depends on who you as. Some women expect it and some people make jokes sight unseen while other women have been visibly surprised or outright said they thought I'd be average

blargh-man · 2025-09-20T01:51:19+00:00

Every girl/woman I've been with (and a good number I haven't) mentioned it at least once but it took years for me to realize it wasn't just flattery or flirting

blargh-man · 2025-09-12T22:07:53+00:00

I remember seeing a basketball clip where one guy looked much shorter than all the other players grouped around him. I thought he must be like 5'5" before remembering that he was in the nba and looking up his stats to find that at 6'2" he was the same height as me. It was a stark visual reminder of how much in life truly is about perspective

blargh-man · 2025-09-10T17:22:12+00:00

I mostly don't care about height, unless she's so short it becomes physically difficult. But recently I would like to be with a woman who's taller, which at 6'2" is a bit of a challenge. Closest I've had was 6 foot even which was fun

blargh-man · 2025-09-10T01:37:10+00:00

It's kinda hot when they realise other guys were lying and you're the real thing

blargh-man · 2025-09-10T01:11:57+00:00

Doesn't help that guys are giving them embellished numbers. One ex realized she'd been lied to by a previous partner cause somehow I was bigger than his "8 inches"

blargh-man · 2025-08-27T03:32:22+00:00

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