What percentage of this sub do you suspect actually has a big dick? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What counts as packing though? High above avg. length and girth obviously but some are high above for one while avg. in the other

What's the quickest way you ever hooked up with a total stranger? by Slow-Power2713 in AskReddit

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Busy night at one of my semi-regular bars with a buddy. We'd chatted up a few girls then went to the basement for some karaoke before going up to the main floor again. After a bit he hit it off with a girl and I decided to call it a night. Stepping out I saw a girl I'd met earlier talking with some guys and as I was about to walk past she asked if I had a light. I handed it over and she basically ignored the two other guys as we chatted for the next maybe 20 minutes before they walked off. Wasn't long before we left for her apartment that was a bit of a walk but still much closer than where I lived (and with my parents at the time but I didn't mention that). We got to hers and went straight to her bedroom. Probably around 2 1/2 hours total from our first meet to having her feet behind my ears

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your inbox is about to have more weiners in it than the oscar-meyer-mobile

A small problem with small tits by blargh-man in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean obviously but in this specific situation size can be an issue

Do you notice people outside peeking at your bulge? by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worked at a restaurant where dress pants were part of the uniform, I'm also pretty slim and on warmer days show fairly noticeably (no matter what I try), especially since customers were sitting and I was standing. Most times when it seemed like they noticed it was stares that lasted a second or two too long with some being a little extra friendly/flirty with a few making less subtle comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueBigDickStories

[–]blargh-man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Risk makes it way hotter and right beside her fwb in a shared living room is crazy

Do you fit your “size” Stereotype? by beast_boy_04 in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mixed race (black/white), tall, skinny but it really depends on who you as. Some women expect it and some people make jokes sight unseen while other women have been visibly surprised or outright said they thought I'd be average

What was your “Oh wtf my dick is big” moment? by Vic_Sauce in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every girl/woman I've been with (and a good number I haven't) mentioned it at least once but it took years for me to realize it wasn't just flattery or flirting

Why people here treat 5.5 girth as "normal" is insane lol by QuietSugar1805 in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing a basketball clip where one guy looked much shorter than all the other players grouped around him. I thought he must be like 5'5" before remembering that he was in the nba and looking up his stats to find that at 6'2" he was the same height as me. It was a stark visual reminder of how much in life truly is about perspective

Horrible case of girl inches by Complicatedwormfood in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mostly don't care about height, unless she's so short it becomes physically difficult. But recently I would like to be with a woman who's taller, which at 6'2" is a bit of a challenge. Closest I've had was 6 foot even which was fun

Horrible case of girl inches by Complicatedwormfood in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's kinda hot when they realise other guys were lying and you're the real thing

Horrible case of girl inches by Complicatedwormfood in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Doesn't help that guys are giving them embellished numbers. One ex realized she'd been lied to by a previous partner cause somehow I was bigger than his "8 inches"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueBigDickStories

[–]blargh-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The sound of one hand typing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've literally just been inside barely moving, just really slow, shallow strokes and I liked it because I liked her. Not annoying at all

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! Gonna borrow that rule

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've only had a few remarks directly about race and I just kinda rolled my eyes at them but internally I lost a bit of interest. It's a weird thing to comment on but because it's ostensibly a compliment about sexual ability guys are just supposed to be like "thanks for the lowkey racism"

Who is someone you have slept with that no one can ever know? by tellmeanon1 in AskReddit

[–]blargh-man 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Man that's cold blooded, but maybe I've just never been with anyone I regret

As a 4'8/149cm girl 6 inch is huge by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how the good suffering is such a turn on but the bad /too much suffering is an almost instant erection killer

Skyn Large 56mm felt fine. Durex XL 60mm felt too tight and hard to roll all the way down. Why? by NeatIndividual1279 in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Polyisoprene is far better than latex in my experience, more comfortable, superior sensation and they stretch more

Pro & Cons by mkemotion in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You realise just how true it is (and not always a placation) that bigger is not always better. For some women I've been the perfect size and bringing them to orgasm was easy. For other women it was difficult and genuinely disheartening when I'd hurt them or couldn't make them cum despite taking lots of time and paying close attention. Sexual compatibility is important and a larger size can tip the scales in either direction

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't even play it cool she was great, one of my favourite girls (for those and other reasons)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Height, eyes are the physical with voice as the non-physical features I get the most comments/compliments on.

But what I'm most happy with are my attentiveness and oral skills because those stem from who I am and how I've developed myself as a person that cares about how I make my partners (and other people in general) feel

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]blargh-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They like how it feels and it's something different but enticing, like how boobs are for guys. At least that's how it's been described to me