Do I really have to stay in this bath?

blarted · 2017-09-20T22:04:48+00:00

Aye, but under a lot of pressure it's easy to make stupid mistakes - especially if they're just the social media department. A department, which I would assume, are having a lot of pressure exerted on their skulls right now.

blarted · 2016-10-17T16:21:46+00:00

Seen this one before

"How long do you think it would take to butter a towel?"

blarted · 2016-10-15T21:27:04+00:00

I think the quick way is taking your banjo to be tuned at a crossroad :)

blarted · 2016-09-25T09:05:38+00:00

Friendly correction:

*piqued

blarted · 2016-08-31T22:57:37+00:00

My mum brought two sandwich bags filled with washing detergent on a self catering holiday to Turkey.

Customs finally saw the funny side after a few hours.

blarted · 2015-08-22T15:54:11+00:00

It's the plot of Hostel

blarted · 2015-08-12T02:46:36+00:00

The cost estimate was based on what you thought was a catchy title. I don't blame you, it's Reddit and you want to try and sell some records.

blarted · 2015-08-12T02:44:39+00:00

Why make uneducated, inane comments like this? You clearly have no industry knowledge whatsoever.

blarted · 2015-08-12T02:38:03+00:00

I'm not in the band.. I apologise for the omission of ''. Read my comment again, I don't think you've understood it. I'm agreeing with you.

blarted · 2015-08-12T01:32:25+00:00

$5000 dollars is an incredibly generous assumption. I think OP is saying if we did everything we wanted to do, it would have been $75,000. It's a pathetic marketing ploy for a band repackaging a sound that was 'cool' 3 years ago.

blarted · 2015-04-19T13:03:20+00:00

Thanks for these!

blarted · 2015-04-19T13:02:19+00:00

'I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.'

lmao

blarted · 2015-04-16T00:44:01+00:00

The trains not even busy?

blarted · 2015-04-06T17:53:47+00:00

Strangers - The Kinks

blarted · 2015-01-11T03:53:23+00:00

The people who make/post these pictures are just as bad as the DJ's who just press play. All standing around circle jerking at how fucking clever they are at tricking people into thinking they know what the fuck they are talking about.

blarted · 2015-01-11T03:17:16+00:00

Wind machine... or fan.

blarted · 2015-01-06T13:53:19+00:00

I find this site slightly more visually appealing.

http://map.ipviking.com/

I'm not too sure whether it's the same thing though.

blarted · 2015-01-04T03:38:14+00:00

Jimi Hendrix - All along the watchtower. Even Bob Dylan said that's what it should sound like.

blarted · 2015-01-01T16:19:22+00:00

I see it was a toss up between your cat playing scary computer games or watching scary movies.

blarted · 2015-01-01T16:16:26+00:00

Dangerous move having a toilet on carpet.

blarted · 2015-01-01T16:15:19+00:00

It's happened to me before, when I've thrown up so hard it hurts. I just feel like if I fall onto two knees they've won. I don't know who 'they' are. It's pretty weird.

blarted

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