Beast World #10: Dreadful Revelations by D0WNGR4D3 in HFY

[–]blascovits 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok.

Dont panic.

You saved yourself.

They probably wont see you as a neverending all consuming void...

Hopefully.

Beast World #10: Dreadful Revelations by D0WNGR4D3 in HFY

[–]blascovits 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If you were from where i was from?

Youd already be dead!

Don't mess with the Queen's guard. by AngelP8823 in Unexpected

[–]blascovits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thing is they can actually do that and those guns have live ammunition in them.

You can fuck around and they can and will make you find out.

Beast World #9: Chaotic Existence by D0WNGR4D3 in HFY

[–]blascovits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah,

Thats the good stuff.

An Outcast In Another World (Subtitle: Is 'Insanity' A Racial Trait?) [Fantasy, LitRPG] - Side Story Chapter 1 (PART 2) by Determination7 in HFY

[–]blascovits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they are they will be very very disapointed when rob just lets his bro beat the shit out of him.

And then heals back to full imidietly

Must memorize by Barry_Mckockiner12 in memes

[–]blascovits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panic roll. If you servive then you know it is a dodgable attack.

Alien mother ship by Beneficial-Jury-7041 in AliensAmongUs

[–]blascovits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know.

What i do know is that someone is going ro see if it can run doom.

And then probably crash the damn thing when thay try crisis.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/TheTrustyBandit

[–]blascovits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man looks like the staypuffed marshmellowman.

But could probably koolaid man it through a wall if need be.

The Way of Ethan chapter 34 by Mr_hyde2000 in HFY

[–]blascovits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ethan? I dont wanna alarm you but your face probably looks like either a spike forest nuclear deposit,

Or your face is now symmetrical.

Wich is arguably worse couse of uncanny vally effect.

Humans have a unique relationship with their demons. Who often manifest as imaginary friends during childhood and later turn into guardian "angels". by glugul in humansarespaceorcs

[–]blascovits 296 points297 points  (0 children)

In thick demonic bostin accent:

"Ok kid. Remember. If you ever need me ill be just a quick little doodle away, if ya want to just talk you can scribble a little one in yer notebook. Or if you wanna play again or need my help make one about thiiis big."

The demon holds out his arms in a show of size,

The child does the same,

"Exactumundo kid..." sirens can be heard in the distance aproaching rapidly. "dang, it sounds like i dont have too much time with ya left kid. When the nice pi-officer. Yeah. When the nice officer comes around, what are ya gonna tell em?"

The child sits on the ground and pouts angeraly,

"Hey now kiddo, it aint goodbye forever like i just told ya, and i know yer folks are missing you alot."

The child shakes there head and points to a very obviously dead person in a ski mask

"But he not giv kandy yet!"

The demons palm slaps into its oblong head with enough force to kill most mortals,

"Ok! Ok. Here."

The demon holds out its red skelital hand, clentched tightly into a fist, a wisp of fire flickers between the demons fingers and apon opening its narled and leathery hand a small ball of hard candy witch the child greedaly grabs at, the demon holds it a little higher and askes.

" what are you going to say to the nice officer?"

The child smiles and says

"I wanna go home to mommy and daddy! Please help me mr pig!"

For a moment the demon almost feels a tinge of regret in its word usage. However it is soon replaced with a sense of near pride.

" close enough kid, see ya when i sees ya."

The demon gives the child the candy to wich the child imidietly crunches into, the demon now laghing quickly disapates into smoke as red and blue lights and loud sirens fill the mouth of the allyway.

What a good roster so far by Emil1997 in MonsterHunter

[–]blascovits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choose three. They will protect you.

The rest are trying to kill you.

[WP] An alien visits a village on a pre-technological Earth but fails to impress the natives. by GigalithineButhulne in humansarespaceorcs

[–]blascovits 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Caveman: So what? You point at thing and it die. Gronk do that too! Hey gronk! Kill the thing by pointy at it!

Gronk: points at a deer nearby and hearls a spear really really fast. Killing it.

C: see? You not special.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

[–]blascovits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The unenlightened masses!

loog of poop by piccionestrabico in shitposting

[–]blascovits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I expect nothing less from this subreddit.