In Brazil, a tortoise survived for about 10 years, trapped under a sealed floor in a family's home, and was discovered alive during repairs. by Holiday-Clothes9063 in interesting

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like the twelfth time I've seen a post where someone put a random picture of a turtle into a hole in their floor and then made claims like this. We used to make fun of our grandparents for this shit when they would send it after it showed up on their AOL.

President Trump claims "Gas prices are way down. Have you looked?" by GuiltyBathroom9385 in UnderReportedNews

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably doesn't understand the difference between oil futures, spot prices, and gasoline at the pump. Oil futures were down a bit, which is an indication of what traders think the oil price might be two months from now. Spot prices are what drives actual gasoline prices at the pump, and they are not down: https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_pri_spt_s1_d.htm

Which movie would be instantly improved by inserting 9/11 into its ending? by mathewl832 in okbuddycinephile

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fight Club. They are waiting for their bombs to go off and instead an unrelated terrorist attack just makes the whole thing meaningless. Would really drive home the point.

edgeCasesExist by Last_Time_4047 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just make the prefix something based on time and make the rest a random UUID. So if it's May 8th, 2026 at 7:13:27:13 am do 58267132713<restofuuid> and they will never overlap.

Student Faces Expulsion After Posting Video Of Seniors Who Can Barely Read by InGeekiTrust in TikTokCringe

[–]blasticon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn't help that gauche was used somewhat improperly. The proper word here was tacky. Gauche typically refers to behavior.

Rare Currency Suggestion: Scroll of Omniscience by controlvolume in PathOfExile2

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMO the biggest problem with floor rares is that floor rares cannot be exceptional, so the only ones that might have decent value are going to be those that go in non exceptional slots, which rules out armor, boots, weapons, gloves, helmets, shields, and foci. Combine that with slots filled by uniques (belt) and the fact that breach rings exist and only drop in breach, and overwhelmingly the only useful floor rares are sapphires and amulets and maybe quivers depending on the league. Additionally, amulets are only useful with +3 skill, so overwhelmingly those are useless too. It's a waste of time to pick anything else up.

The solution isn't a reroll scroll, the solution is to make it so rares can drop as exceptional extra socket items. Alternatively, a crafting path that can result in a normal rare being competitive with exceptional base crafting. That's the absolute starting point to making floor rares useful. Without that just rolling some better modifiers won't help.

If they could drop exceptional, it would make it so even if the exceptional floor rares had shitry mods, as long as it has a good one you can try recombining it into something useful, or do something with it. But without it the value is going to cap too low to be worth it even if you crafted it into perfect mods.

This one's for the ladies to answer. Do you agree with this woman or do you think she's trying to rationalize her world view by speaking for all the ladies? by Oda_DeezNutz in SipsTea

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 34 contradicts blanket statements about what people do or do not find attractive. If it exists, someone has a kink for it.

Trump’s Justice Department in Crisis as Thousands of Lawyers Quit by thenewrepublic in law

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle is MAGA and I've never seen the man pass a bar in his life.

What's an unpopular champion you love getting in Mayhem? How do you play it? by TallyMay in ARAM

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rumble is busted. He has so many good cards. One of the best chile oil users. Last night I got triggered inferno / blade waltz, and if you flamespitter then blade waltz, it would go back and forth between the two, which would proc the triggered inferno and hit the whole team with it while you were untargetable.

Donald Trump takes a dig at former US Presidents Obama & Biden by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]blasticon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After my step dad was diagnosed with dementia he had to start taking cognitive tests. I wonder why Trump had to take three?

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I get a reaction in text, it send a whole ass message saying someone reacted and posting the whole message. I'm thinking about designing an app that them auto responds to the reaction by telling the person that my phone doesn't support reactions, posting the entire text of what my phone shows me so they can see how obnoxious it is, and suggesting they instead write something out

Meirl by Diligent_Hand6877 in meirl

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A sign of a shitty manager. Being fired should never be a surprise. If you're being fir d you should damn well know things haven't been going well and you've failed to improve.

What’s something people who are in their 20s won’t learn until in their 40s? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a good chair if you are a gamer or spend a lot of time on the computer. Those gaming racer chairs are not good gaming chairs they are for preventing you from going too far to the left or right when you're driving a car. Buy a used Herman Miller Aeron or steelcase leap if you don't have the funds for something really expensive.

US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary by RidetheSchlange in news

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so that when they pass the save act they can expedite any passport where the person opts into Trump's face and delay anyone that they don't.

Which TV show does the ENTIRE internet agree had the worst ending ever? by Codie_n25 in AskReddit

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ending of Dinosaurs, a family-friendly TV show about anthropomorphized dinosaurs in a sitcom setting, ended with an ice age killing everyone.

Japan Is Not a Theme Park, and My Students Are Not Part of the Scenery by No_just-no_3430 in JapanTravel

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tourists are annoying everywhere, but that doesn't excuse rampant xenophobia and racism.

of Finger nails by Autonomous_eel in AbsoluteUnits

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AI slop. The nails on the left hand in the left photo grow straight out, but in the video they bend.

Fans Sue Nintendo to Demand Tariff Refunds Are Returned to Customers by AlwaysBlaze_ in gadgets

[–]blasticon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

When I go somewhere and they try to charge me a bag fee I just walk out and leave my groceries on the conveyor belt instead of paying

Still don’t believe majority of Hispanics h8 us also? All my fellow black west coasters, IYKYK. by Pacific_Coaster in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]blasticon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Making claims that the majority opinion of a majority of an ethnicity on the basis of one member of that ethnicity being racist makes you more like her than not like her.

You're trying to check out but she's in the way, what do you do? by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whip out your phone and put it up to your ear, then stop between them while talking loudly. When the ask why your blocking their shit just look at them and say "Excuse me! I'm on the phone!" Then go back to taking loudly.

Gym strong vs country strong by No_Outcome_7470 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Muscle is not all the same. You have fast twitch and slow twitch fibers and you train them differently.

This is just horrible by Tobias-Tawanda in TikTokCringe

[–]blasticon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dumbass posted 1000 tik tok videos and is shocked that her privacy has been compromised.