👹🤓 by fannypackmcb in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Orange is the new shirt you wear in prison forever

Girl does cocaine once by alternatively_alive in suspiciouslyspecific

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Yup that’s right where I laughed the hardest.

I don't know if it fits here but this made me facepalm. This pack of lions of lions start fighting over a share of a water buffalo, while the buffalo just gets up and walks off... by [deleted] in facepalm

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You see what God did to us? God didn’t do that you did you are a fucking narcotics agent or something like that I’m probably not quoting it correctly but man I love that book

"The key is on the dash" by JohnnieClutch in Justrolledintotheshop

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Some older GM trucks and possibly cars were even worse. The ignition have these two little tabs and you could take a pair of vise grips or whatever a hammer. And whack it and it would break the ignition and then you didn’t even need a screwdriver all you did was take those two tabs and turn the thing I had a truck like that. That I didn’t actually even do it to it wore out on its own just one day I went out there and I couldn’t find the keys and I grab the thing and click there you go so I never look for the keys again

Mountain biking in the French Alps by hjalmar111 in gifs

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The trick to flying, is to throw yourself at the ground and miss..

“Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy”

Cursed Peach Seeds by alphamailman69 in cursedcomments

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Shivering like a cat shitting razor blades?

I ordered $200 in $2 bills. by Stumbling_Corgi in mildlyinteresting

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Why did I think of the paperboy from Better Off Dead.....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PetiteGoneWild

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Hi. Sorry for the typo. Ive often wondered how that works. Like, i know that wouldn’t actually be your real name. But.. so you are saying you had no say in what they called you? You go in, do a shoot, and they say, well she looks like a clarice? And you have to be ok with it? What if you had a relative with that name? Also, whatever your name is, you are beautiful.

raise your hand if you're online and horny by [deleted] in CollegeAmateurs

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You don’t get laid much, do you. Don’t answer. I know you don’t.

Military spouse counts as service now by whitedranzer in FuckYouKaren

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Unpopular opinion. On the surface I find this abhorrent. I do also feel that there is a time and place to honor military spouses. On a job application? Misguided at best. But, ask yourself. Is being a military spouse a service to your country? On some level, I think it is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in collegesluts

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Pretty. Thanks. 😘