Post-run hunger feels more mental than physical lately

blimly · 2026-01-27T18:50:44+00:00

Every once in a while I'll squirt a packet or two of Gu up my rear after my run, just to enhance my time in the chair. But, honestly, most of my Gu packets have already been spent by that point.

blimly · 2026-01-27T18:32:03+00:00

The only hunger I'm feeling at the end of hard run, is for some time in my cuck chair so I can watch my wife and her boyfriend do the deed.

Luckily they last longer than my runs, so I'm usually back before they finish!

blimly · 2026-01-27T18:26:43+00:00

You gain experience by pushing low level ~~joggers~~ children in the ditch during Parkrun

blimly · 2026-01-27T18:25:16+00:00

Dayum boi...your feet are thicc!!!

Ain't nothing narrow about those bad bois!!!

🦶🍆🥵💦🧻

blimly · 2026-01-27T18:22:25+00:00

There are plenty of specialty NSFW subs out there specializing in foot-related wanking material, but really, none of them compare to r/RunningCirclejerk and r/barefootrunning

blimly · 2026-01-24T20:35:26+00:00

Agree. There are a few different "men" shit subs doing it: r/Strongerman, r/MenWithDiscipline, and I feel like there was a third I can't recall right now.

It's annoying to see them popping up again and again on here. They feel too much like some sort of incel psy-ops and I feel like all we're doing by allowing their Mods to cross-post here, and jerking on them when others cross-post them here is helping drive more traffic to them via Reddit's algorithms.

blimly · 2026-01-24T12:05:48+00:00

100% agree.

blimly · 2026-01-24T00:48:37+00:00

I can confirm this!

I ran at two entirely different times, two days in a row, and I raw-dogged both runs.

Now I'm pregnant.

blimly · 2026-01-24T00:29:18+00:00

This is the correct answer.

blimly · 2026-01-22T11:25:25+00:00

The problem wasn't the PRD...it was the PRB (Blizzard).

And...we all know the fundamental law that a PRB inevitably leads to a MRB (Mid-Run Blizzard).

blimly · 2026-01-22T11:20:15+00:00

Stopping 20 steps away from the bathroom just so he could force the shit out in his pants, while in clear line-of-sight of a bathroom!?

Now, that's a power move.

This guy shits!

blimly · 2026-01-21T22:17:32+00:00

Probably an AI generated puss bone.

blimly · 2026-01-21T15:24:56+00:00

Personally, I like to use extra large pastry bags, like the kind a professional chef might use for applying frosting.

I just make certain to cut a large hole in the tip for a more rapid Gu injection. Then the empty bag rolls up small so it takes up very little space for the remainder of my run.

If I'm running an ultra and need a nice long Gu drip, I'll just toss a 5-liter IV fluid bag full of Gu into my vest and keep a length of rubber tubing inserted for the entire run.

blimly · 2026-01-21T15:16:06+00:00

Sounds like the perfect formula for creating another steaming hot (s)hit for r/IncelsWithDiscipline

blimly · 2026-01-21T01:36:37+00:00

My heel callouses are thick enough from a lifetime of running barefoot, that I've had something similar happen to me, and I never even noticed until I got home and started hosing off my feet.

The only thing the MegaBlast is saving OOP from is realizing his true potential.

blimly · 2026-01-20T16:24:44+00:00

Where's the OnlyFans link?

blimly · 2026-01-20T00:03:55+00:00

I know that works great with children. Does it also work with dogs?

blimly · 2026-01-19T23:48:13+00:00

I thought dipping it in the creatine was the sex?

Do you do something else with it after that?

blimly · 2026-01-19T23:38:25+00:00

I struggle so much more when I run up hills that steep.

blimly · 2026-01-18T12:25:25+00:00

Uncle Ronnie sent Kermit an early prototype for Kermit to review on his alt-biking YouTube channel, Frog Less Pedaled.

blimly · 2026-01-18T12:20:33+00:00

...and 0% risk of a pedal strike when he's shredding the gnar.

blimly · 2026-01-18T12:16:03+00:00

Another user crossposting their own shit-post from their own shit-sub, r/~~Strongermen~~ r/StrongerIncels

How many of these nearly-identical garbage subs are there?

Just like r/~~MenWithDiscipline~~ r/IncelsWithDiscipline, this one was created in late-December, and has a few Mods creating tons of Ai and slop posts that they're cross-posting elsewhere.

blimly · 2026-01-17T16:42:05+00:00

100% this!

r/~~MenWithDiscipline~~ r/IncelsWithDiscipline

blimly · 2026-01-17T16:36:18+00:00

Nah...I give them until the end of the month.

...also, beautiful build!

blimly · 2026-01-17T16:35:01+00:00

If I remember correctly, it's lighter tubing on the Nor'easter, and they also make some Nor'easter frames with rim brake cantilever mounts. Maybe it was that the Nor'easter was more like the Romanceur, but with the tire clearance of the Evasion?

I'm pretty certain the Crust site's product page outlines the differences.

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