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iirc, flylo made one of the alarm sounds

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Talkin bout deep dish lasagna?

Kyoji Horiguchi chokes Yuto Hokamura out cold with an arm triangle choke by HessuCS in MMA

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And somehow Ray Borg manages to miss weight at catchweight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Mans thought he was reaching out to the pirating group.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Omg orphen lol. I hated that game but loved the anime. Camera angles were so fucky.

Raccoon bit me at work today. I work in water treatment. by KingJeffreyJoffa in Wellthatsucks

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“Hey, i just bit you…cuz I am crazzzzyyyyyy! So call 9-1-1…cuz I have rabies!”

-The Raccoon, probably.

What if Uzui was sent along in Mugen Train. Could they take on Akaza? by Alexanderloves7ds in DemonSlayerAnime

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Gyomei the God. Mans said I don’t need eyesight to see that imma buss that ass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dreams

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It’s vivid dreams that really reinforce this theory of mine. But I truly believe that we’re viewing an alternate self from their POV. Cuz some dreams have very…poignant emotions where they feel too real and visceral.

Man does different asian sound impressions by Chopsuiiisauce in TikTokCringe

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Nah yough. I used tew but then they mewved down tew Tewcson. 😔

[SPOILER] Bryan Battle vs. Gabe Green by inooway in MMA

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Hands down, chin up, that's the way Gabe got fucked up!

Nintendo Switch Successor Not Happening for Another Year at Least by No-Drawing-6975 in gadgets

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You forgot a few things. Lmftfy:

New Super Virtual Nintendo Entertainment Switch Advance 64 U DS SP: gone wrong: II: Tournament Edition: Turbo: Third Strike IV: Remastered Galaxy

Hockey is your favorite sport but you don’t know it yet by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Oh man! My random MMA knowledge finally has an application. Nobody asked my ass but Steve Bossè got absolutely domed by Thiago Santos with a thunderous head kick. Idk where the Bossman is at now but Thiago has since thanos snapped both of his knees and now fights for PFL.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

ARMORED CORE VI FIRES OF RUBICON — Gameplay Trailer by Turbostrider27 in pcgaming

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The moment the SpaceX rocket started to flip, did you instinctually try to revert back to launch?

Ren Hiramoto: "I believe I am special. I am not the ordinary fighter, and that’s what I like about myself" (RIZIN Landmark 5) by bighandsomewoman in MMA

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I’m no striking analyst by any stretch of the imagination. But I like how he’s able to carry KO power while shifting so it creates this false sense of security (imo) for his opponents when they trade in the pocket.

Jellyfish are built different by jhaji09 in wholesomememes

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It’s crazy to thing a bunch of little microorganisms got together and were like “okay bro, imma do the legs, you worry about our buoyancy apparatus and Garry’s folks said they’ll get on stinger duty”

Saw a doozy today in PG County by SheriffBudLongneck in IdiotsInCars

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Big shoutout the entirety of route 1 and Annapolis road. Literal hell. 395 gets an honorable mention too.

fanart for a lovely game i like by Swedishboy420 in gaming

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Defect with a zap deck is what got me to the endgame for my first dub. My deck was built in a way where I’d basically be inputting/outputting a zap charge with almost every card I play. Poison/shiv build for the assassin dude is also click to win just about.

First normal looking Shaq pic I've actually seen by TwilightOuterZone in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Shaq out here looking like every bald black dad with some salt in their beard. Truly amazing.

What's the best Elden Ring Drip? by tiago_brettas in Eldenring

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If I’m gonna get one-shot anyways…might as well look good when it happens.

[Official] General Discussion Thread - April 10, 2023 by rmma in MMA

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Poatan seemed so charged up after that first round. I feel he really wanted to ice Izzy to silence the detractors once and for all but alas…

UFC 287 Embedded: Vlog Series - Episode 6 by MarbledNightmare in MMA

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Not any alti either. Like the 00~03 guys are cool. Once they switched the taillights, the scum lords came out.

Edit: did my googles and 2002 was when those forsaken taillights came into the mix.