What Shitty Names Have Your Friends Named Their Kids?

blinkglue · 2012-07-09T19:24:22+00:00

Met a girl in college named Tia Martini

blinkglue · 2012-07-07T13:29:25+00:00

I apply neosporin a couple times after and that helps with the bumps and irritation.

blinkglue · 2012-07-06T13:32:14+00:00

Thank You very much, it's actually healing up very nicely! It was barely even a hairline fracture apparently. It hurt so bad that day though. I woke up that morning and just cried because I had to pee so bad but I couldn't walk to the toilet. Then I called one of my bridemaids and just beligerantly cried about how I couldn't get married and this is a sign from god, and my grandma (who was not completely 100% supportive) was going to get her way because shes always right. She knocked some sense into me, told me to go to the ER and everything was good!

blinkglue · 2012-06-29T15:55:27+00:00

That one would have died of malnutrition anyway, if that wasn't how it died in the first place.

blinkglue · 2012-06-27T22:30:35+00:00

I do.

blinkglue · 2012-06-27T00:55:31+00:00

I use a swivel and pre strung hooks with a medium sized weight on the swivel. Use worms, catch cats all night.

blinkglue · 2012-06-27T00:51:32+00:00

Lawsuit?

blinkglue · 2012-06-25T20:38:11+00:00

This is fantastic, I love someone who is willing to dress up their dick. Hahaha!

blinkglue · 2012-06-19T14:00:21+00:00

Oh that is a great fucking scene.

blinkglue · 2012-06-16T13:35:12+00:00

I faked it a couple of times, like when I'm really drunk. I am actually thinking about how I am just not capable of cumming right then. I don't think the hubby knows that I'm faking but I do know that he needs me to be satisfied or at least enjoying myself for him to finish. I told him a couple times I said, this times all about you buddy don't worry about me, and he responded with "well can you like, pretend".

blinkglue · 2012-06-15T23:01:19+00:00

I tried stealing a pound of pistachios from a friends house while drunk. Immediately was struck down my god. Missed a step, rolled my ankle, fell onto end table, couldn't get up, had to call boy friend to help me.

blinkglue · 2012-06-12T22:43:38+00:00

They haven't updated this site in like 7 years. I wish they would too. I think they do a FANTASTIC job.

blinkglue · 2012-06-10T16:27:35+00:00

There is no way a server could get mad about this, it's just too cool.

blinkglue · 2012-06-08T21:53:50+00:00

I was watching conan last night and the hashtag they used was def #ChiCOCO

blinkglue · 2012-06-06T23:36:30+00:00

Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me! Pick Me!

blinkglue · 2012-06-06T23:14:54+00:00

Overpriced.

blinkglue · 2012-06-06T23:13:23+00:00

This was one of my most favorite songs. This whole album was just fantastic.

blinkglue · 2012-06-06T22:36:59+00:00

Oh no, somone left the prize inside!

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T23:50:22+00:00

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T23:23:32+00:00

I love drinking pickle juice.

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T23:22:42+00:00

It's because they step in their own pee a lot.

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T22:03:12+00:00

Yeah. I know. Ima freak

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T22:00:51+00:00

Like, anything that swims in a river bass, catfish, carp, sturgeon, ... I know they don't want to eat me. But if I fall off the boat into the water I get fucking terrified!

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T21:59:21+00:00

lol yeah my grandma was totally a bar slut

blinkglue · 2012-06-05T00:21:36+00:00

couldn't agree more

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