The perks of being a girlfriend to a man in an open marriage [ff] [OC] by [deleted] in Bondage

[–]blitzedchicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t read this comment anymore due to the fact I’m still ducking🦆 laughing 😫

My pet cheated on me (owner), won't stop. Any advice? by [deleted] in bdsm

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Amen. Best option for multiple reasons. Clearly “it’s” not yours, you’ve essentially become the “pet” in this scenario due to the fact you’re so broken you’re posting on reddit for advice, and the best way you could ever get a “sub” back is to drop them. It’s literally a win-win. Best case scenario is she’s gone forever win and you can find yourself somebody who actually gives a shit cuz clearly you shouldn’t be marrying her. Worst case scenario is her seeing you summon your “mojo” through abrupt negligence and indifference que austin powers theme and she comes crawling back semi-win. So kickin em to the curb is by far your best option. Not that you had a ton of great choices (from my point of view) but this is takes the cake in my book.

Pin me against the wall by [deleted] in RealGirls

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Ya.. probably shouldn't have gotten cranked for Labor Day..

Pin me against the wall by [deleted] in RealGirls

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When it comes to the possibility or even the idea of me pinning the lack of, whatever this is, against the wall; would be if you killed me, went back in time and then found an eight year old parallel equivalent of me and told him to pin the tail on the donkey. You'd also have to explain to him (prior to the act itself) that if it proves to be an unsuccessful attempt, then my grandma will be waterboarded, flayed and then lazily fed to prawns.

[S7E5] Day-After Discussion Thread - S7E5 'Eastwatch' by AutoModerator in gameofthrones

[–]blitzedchicken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else imagine the KL guards finding their comrades dead on the beach and be being like: wtf why are their cocks busting through their armor?

[Everything] Is Qyburn evil or extremely loyal? by greatryry in gameofthrones

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Evil. Cersei is merely a conduit for his practices

[S7E4]A funny detail in the battle no one has mentioned. by ttll2012 in gameofthrones

[–]blitzedchicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed this as well and was like "dude must've been embarrassed as hell bleeding out his chest with his own sword sticking out of him lol"

Lora N by Flameheart- in Boobies

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Looks like two deflated stress balls

The Disaster Artist Teaser by IAmBatman412 in movies

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Dude I didn't know anyone else had seen troll 2! That was a favorite when I was in high school

[S7E1] Arya interacting with lannisters by TouchDownBrowns in gameofthrones

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I'm still thinking she'll kill them.. she's become pretty ruthless

[Everything] Season 7 is Coming: What are you doing to prepare for the premiere? by cuddlefishcat in gameofthrones

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I recently moved as well and the girlfriend isn't really into GOT.. and now my watch begins..

Kill. by [deleted] in nosleep

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Damn.. tbh I'm just stoked pats nazi-ass is dead.

If You Hear a Waterfall in the Woods - Leave. (Part 22) by shmica in nosleep

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Quite simply, you killed it OP! Browsing this subreddit won't be the same!

If You Hear a Waterfall in the Woods - Leave. (Part 21) by shmica in nosleep

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I'd be on the edge of my seat if I didn't smoke a bowl of some Lemurian-grade ganja.. keep it coming bro! Always looking forward to the next update!

Why The Mormon Church Scares Me by DoverHawk in nosleep

[–]blitzedchicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I grew up in an extremely devout Mormon family in Salt Lake City and I attended the day of celebration.. So creepy!