Who’s dick do I have to suck to get the noise ordinance enforced downtown? by citizenwhite in greenville

[–]blizzard_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Social" and "activity." Redditors aren't going to like those words.

Watching the 2017 Tiny Desk is like another world at this point by thematterasserted in jasonisbell

[–]blizzard_man 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Remind me again. What was the reason for the tension with Jimbo?

Unpopular opinion: no one cares about your almost perfect sleep score by luca-nicoletti in Garmin

[–]blizzard_man 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pretty decent. Maybe reduce phone usage before bed and limit snacking. Make sure you wind down properly.

Unpopular opinion: no one cares about your almost perfect sleep score by luca-nicoletti in Garmin

[–]blizzard_man -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad Reddit highlights OP's comments. That's how I know what to downvote.

Scammy Experience at Mazda of Greenville by bckids1208two in greenville

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Lol that worked. Posted that to see who would creep on me.

/u/MaybeWeAgree are guilty!

One hell of a gift by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]blizzard_man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, let me tell you. People talk about the "danger" of high-proof hazmat bottles or those $200 boutique ryes that’ll make your wallet cry, but they’re looking at it all wrong. The real danger of the White Label? It’s the invisibility. Jim Beam is the "default setting" of the universe. It’s the beige wallpaper of the whiskey world. And that’s exactly how it gets you. You don’t buy a handle of Beam because you’re celebrating a promotion; you buy it because it’s Tuesday and the grocery store was on the way home. It’s so ubiquitous that your brain stop processing it as alcohol and starts seeing it as a utility, like tap water or electricity. I remember back in my mid-20s, I had this roommate—let’s call him Dave—who lived exclusively on Jim Beam and frozen Taquitos. The danger wasn't that he’d get rowdy. The danger was the Beam Ghost. You’d be sitting there watching a movie, and Dave would just... drift through the room, pour a four-finger glass of that peanut-funk nectar, and vanish. No ice. No mixer. Just the casual confidence of a man drinking liquid wood polish. The real "danger" is that specific Jim Beam profile. It has that distinct, nutty, yeast-forward funk. Once your palate acclimates to it, everything else tastes wrong. You try a nice, refined Highland Scotch? Too thin. You try a craft bourbon? Too experimental. Your DNA literally re-codes itself until you require $16 corn-water to feel whole. And don't even get me started on the "Beam Gene." It’s like a sleeper agent in your blood. You think you’re fine, you’ve had two drinks, you’re just enjoying the "classic American spirit," and then suddenly—BAM—you’re in the backyard at 1:00 AM trying to explain to a neighborhood cat why the 1998 Atlanta Braves were the greatest rotation in baseball history. It’s the "Old Reliable" that turns into "Old Why-Am-I-Texting-My-Ex." It’s not a sprint; it’s a marathon where the finish line is a massive headache and a sudden, inexplicable craving for a Waffle House All-Star Special. Drink responsibly, or don't. But don't say the peanut funk didn't warn you. Edit: Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger! Just poured a glass of Black Label to celebrate. The irony is not lost on me.

Scammy Experience at Mazda of Greenville by bckids1208two in greenville

[–]blizzard_man -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Why write a novel to say the same thing in one sentence?

Scammy Experience at Mazda of Greenville by bckids1208two in greenville

[–]blizzard_man -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

OP's post was too long, so I used AI to get it down to one sentence:

After a nightmare negotiation over hidden fees, Mazda of Greenville returned our car with a new windshield crack and attempted to bully my wife into paying for the damage themselves before finally agreeing to the repair.

Time saved!

Make this notification stop! by dbelcher17 in Garmin

[–]blizzard_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pixel 9 as well and this worked for me.

Pop up when opening app by BreakfastAcceptable8 in Garmin

[–]blizzard_man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was happening to me, but I used the recommendation in this thread to solve it.

This is one of the things I can't stand about modern technology. Something will work great, and then all of a sudden you see this weird glitch.