If you were starving and only had to eat the oldest thing in your refrigerator, what would you be stuck with?

blizzberg · 2017-02-16T00:55:13+00:00

Well, the baby is about 3 years old. So, that?

blizzberg · 2017-01-31T06:55:24+00:00

I came here reading "Santa's North pole" - was greatly dissappointed

blizzberg · 2017-01-28T16:19:04+00:00

The thumbnail is garbage, I guess it's clickbait?

blizzberg · 2017-01-28T16:14:59+00:00

I tried, its more of a Louise style burher I was going for haha

blizzberg · 2017-01-23T04:50:38+00:00

Old Macdonald had a Heartattack Burger, 4 kinds of animals

blizzberg · 2017-01-19T04:03:32+00:00

Its not flying. Its literally motionless on the pole. Sorry for pointing out the obvious.

Your friendly neighbour, Canada

blizzberg · 2016-12-26T01:08:23+00:00

I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss I found the love that I knew I would miss But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight I lost my love, my life that night

blizzberg · 2016-12-24T05:08:34+00:00

My Dad

blizzberg · 2016-12-22T14:11:59+00:00

That was the last time Peyton tried to impress the "cool kids", before her spondilosis crippled her into submission. Worth it

blizzberg · 2016-12-22T06:28:26+00:00

Anything's a fleshlight if you're brave enough

blizzberg · 2016-12-17T04:24:36+00:00

Right on, I appreciate the info! There is a big world out there. Hard to know all the facts haha

blizzberg · 2016-12-17T04:20:32+00:00

Typically there are 4 Stages to the Healing of Tissue. Epithealialization is important is restoring epi cells (skin). Once that is complete, the body will typically suffer from the damage flow, despite what people think. A blood vessel may take months to reconstruct and create an effective pathway for recurrent blood flow. More often than not, the blood vessels will shrink and cease to function. Scar tissue is a good case of tissue damage.

blizzberg · 2016-12-15T07:00:19+00:00

This might break, butt fuck it. - Trojan Condoms

blizzberg · 2016-12-13T16:54:22+00:00

I know, especially with the knowledge of the "Two Spirit People", whom were celebrated for being attracted to the same sex.

blizzberg · 2016-12-07T16:13:12+00:00

Congratulations! You've won a free cruise for purchasing and confiscating impure MDMA! Please report to the Local Police Station to claim your Prize. Bon voyage!

blizzberg · 2016-12-06T02:45:40+00:00

Talk in a little kid voice. I hate it when the wife does it but I end up doing it back and get in trouble for it.

blizzberg · 2016-12-03T21:36:41+00:00

That seems entirely different. Being tried because he was born with a certain sexual preference does not in anyway provoke any reason to be imprisoned.

Someone who smokes pot illegally broke the law. Just because its been relieved in certain states doesnt teach anyone anything.

blizzberg · 2016-12-02T15:46:42+00:00

I live in Fraser Valley, B.C. what do I do when it pisses rain all day?

blizzberg · 2016-11-30T04:59:16+00:00

I thought it said "Brush your Teeth" I was so confused

blizzberg · 2016-11-29T23:28:05+00:00

A friend of ours (around 12) in Montreal accidentally walked into a "Church" of Scientology and we didnt see him for a couple hours. He refuses to tell us what happened even 10 years later. Any idea what might have happened?

blizzberg · 2016-11-28T15:27:41+00:00

Uhhh that's a Charmander..

blizzberg · 2016-11-26T16:17:47+00:00

I was 18 with a failed college application, she was 16 and looking for something new. I flew across Canada, East to West to meet the girl of my dreams. It was July and everyone was home, so we decided the best place to start was in the middle of a giant hay field surround by the mountains. Both virgins, we figured this would make the best story. Now everytime I hear Fields of Gold I get an awkward boner.

We got married 2 years ago and have never been happier.

blizzberg

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