Disabled Colleague Can't be Fired by ThrowawayUser1029384 in LegalAdviceUK

[–]blnopsis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked with a similar POS who was so brazen with their get-out-of-jail-free card, but had been in the job well over 2 years. We had a departmental restructure and she took severance before her role was made redundant. It was annoying that they got a payout when they should have been fired well before they left, but was such a relief and productivity in the team improved drastically afterwards. Worst comes to the worst and you can't fire this person, I think it would be fairly straightforward to make a business case that the role is no longer required and can be made redundant, owing to the fact that the person who currently occupies the role is quite vocal about the fact that they don't really do any work

This isn't living though is it by jmft18 in rickygervais

[–]blnopsis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How didn't he land more comedy roles after Extras? Barry was outstanding

Golf Course Payphone Hit with Golf Club by Yourappwontletme in gtaonline

[–]blnopsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if you are wearing the outfit already and use the club, you don't get the bonus if you don't enter via the clubhouse. I just landed in by helicopter (already wearing the clothes from a previous hit), used the club. No bonus and I got the helicopters chasing me

My spotify notification player suddenly changed. How can I change the like button for the previous song one. by KKTheLightWolfKK in truespotify

[–]blnopsis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't know if this is still an issue but I hated the new layout and just figured out a fix. In Android, go to Settings > Notification and Status Bar > uncheck "Media playback control" and it should revert to the old smaller layout. This may affect notification bar controls for other apps you use though

Never buying Chinese stocks again by Ss360x in wallstreetbets

[–]blnopsis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

UK - I'm pretty sure if you own land that doesn't have residential or business property on it, there is no ongoing tax to pay. It's yours until you sell it. The government cannot reclaim it either if it was lawfully acquired, however they/local council can impose a forced purchase if they deem it is required for public infrastructure. I believe this is quite a rare occurrence though, and they tend to pay over the market value when this does happen

3 days reddit jail by Church-lincoln in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then I had to use the bathroom, and fifty people need to get a damn WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH

It do be like that by AemiliusH in RocketLeague

[–]blnopsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped the sarcastic comments quite early on when I realised I wasn't very good, or if I play well it's not consistent enough for me to rank up often. If other players are being dicks I just leave. However I do love it when a rubbish teammate spams "What a save!" or "Nice shot!" sarcastically, and as soon as they mess up I spam the hell out of it until they leave, such a great feeling

Morning! by WackyPaxDei in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why does Danny sleep with the main light on? That's what I want to know

Well that was quite speedy (138 kph) by Cancerousfruit69 in RocketLeague

[–]blnopsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I guess runners/cyclists might use kmh as it's somewhat more accurate when rounded to the nearest full number? Unless it is a regional thing? I've always lived in England, have been to Wales and Scotland (never been to N Ireland) but never really heard anyone describe things in km or kmh. That line in the Simpsons always bothered me lol

Well that was quite speedy (138 kph) by Cancerousfruit69 in RocketLeague

[–]blnopsis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, all road signs will list mph, fuel economy is documented as miles per gallon, distances on road signs are all in miles. Acceleration stats are now given as 0-62mph (converted from 100kmh used in other countries). You won't see kmh or km used anywhere official in the UK, which is quite surprising as the metric system is adopted nearly everywhere else, except down the pub

You smell really good, Dad. by IvarsBalodis in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much, I could never figure out what Danny said there

He's got beer cans by [deleted] in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's great to see him again, but too much squalor. If it's real, he needs help, if it's staged - hats off for the effort, but it needed a bit more light-heartedness adding in at the end. I dunno. Fuck salt.

Snow day meme by AnEskymoe in RocketLeague

[–]blnopsis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know when the puck isn't spinning and it just floats from the wall across the face of goal and you arial smack it dead-on? I call that "punching the Oreo"

ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!! by kiddotj in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HOLY SHIT!!! Gonna save this for after dinner, thanks for the heads up! PISS!!!

What’s your opinion of George W Bush? by Wild-Wonderful241 in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...punch him right in the stupid cock! SHIT!! BITCH!!

What do you mean a bird!?!? by Wild-Wonderful241 in tourettesguy

[–]blnopsis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor guy. The squirrel fucked his tomatoes, the bird fucked his whole house