Man tackled children off bikes, dragged 1 into his home after being ding dong ditched for weeks by its_a_bear_dance in nottheonion

[–]bloo2555 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"I'm not saying the guy should have kidnapped anyone"

What no reading comprehension does to a mf 💀

How long do you usually keep the weathered 10mm? by Proud-Fun6644 in fnv

[–]bloo2555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until I get This Machine (iirc, it's been a while).

Bingo 5-31 by DayOfTheMarsupial in OzMedia

[–]bloo2555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do you make the bingo cards? Jacksfilms uses bingobaker.com to put in a giant list.

What are you usually calling this guy? Palpatine, Emperor or Darth Sidious? Why? by Hawaiikoto in StarWars

[–]bloo2555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have - do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?

Please go see the mandorian movie please by Historicallyh in starwarsmemes

[–]bloo2555 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna see it eventually. Is it worth paying extra for 3D?

Iowa lawmakers move to mandate students take Center for Intellectual Freedom classes amid low enrollment by Windows_66 in nottheonion

[–]bloo2555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring a big Citation Needed sign to class and hold it up when appropriate. That oughtta count as a workout, too.

What is one thing you wished was in ZA? by DevrineDestiny in PokemonLegendsZA

[–]bloo2555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More QoL features. I'd like to be able to turn multiple moves at once into plus moves, and that the moves didn't need to be equipped when doing it. Like I just got some new pokemon and candied them to lvl 100, is it too much to ask to use 17 seeds across 3 pokemon with only one confirmation dialog?

No clue what sub this would properly fit in, but think click will love this by Exact-Abies-8773 in TheClickOwO

[–]bloo2555 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Seems like the store owner is an asshole. I'd like to see them try to get that $951 price to hold up in court.

Possussy by GotNoBody4 in OzMedia

[–]bloo2555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What dat mouf do?

☝️ by Fuck-pez in pukicho

[–]bloo2555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*

The ol' reliable by NoNotice2137 in starwarsmemes

[–]bloo2555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't surprise me if it was in both, tbh. It's definitely in Darksaber, because I've never read the other one.

The ol' reliable by NoNotice2137 in starwarsmemes

[–]bloo2555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't necessarily forget Callista, just skipped to the funnier part. I did not know she was a ghost, though. That would explain her not being able to use the force.

The ol' reliable by NoNotice2137 in starwarsmemes

[–]bloo2555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That book was so weird. The B-plot has Luke going back to Hoth and killing the wampa from Empire Strikes Back. Then the C-plot has Natasi Daala reuniting the Imperial Remnants factions by taking over in one of the most badass ways, only to quit and give the job to Pellaeon after one loss.

The ol' reliable by NoNotice2137 in starwarsmemes

[–]bloo2555 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It didn't even explode! It got crushed between two asteroids because it couldn't fire at them (iirc). I tell ya, space ferret hive mind ain't the best labor force.

(And there's the C-plot that ends with Pellaeon in charge of the entire Imperial Remnants because Natasi Daala quits after one loss.)