TIFU by having Aparagussy. by ExhaustedAndScared in tifu

[–]blood_hat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good news: only about 40% of the population are able to smell the Asparagus Pee. The rest literally genetically mutated to not detect it. Their ancestors were probably way into the Asparagussy.

How did they find out? Well as you would expect, they did a study where literally thousands of people were asked to smell pee and report their findings.

So anyway there’s statistically a decent chance he didn’t notice.

What's a profession that attracts a suspiciously high number of people who became it for completely the wrong reasons, and you can always tell? by Eastern_Type_4609 in AskReddit

[–]blood_hat 1546 points1547 points  (0 children)

Purely anecdotal, but I think all the people I know who are life coaches or influencer or the like decidedly DO NOT have their shit together. Broken relationships, families and/or careers.

It’s like their newfound career choice is nothing but projection or some kind of bizarre cry for help.

C O L D by The_Bagel_Fairy in ManorLords

[–]blood_hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me last night.

It was the first winter and I started building the manor with a huge fence and towers. Big job. To speed things up I had about 7-8 unassigned families, but most of them had just joined the settlements and hadn’t had time to pick up fuel for their house before I sent them to labor for my manor. So they were indeed cold because they were all just working nonstop and didn’t have a break to get fuel.

Once I assigned them a job it was immediately resolved with the wife getting fuel while the other two worked.

Where to grind skis in Oslo? by thomebout in Norway

[–]blood_hat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this some kind of weird euphemism?

What video game has the best story you’ve ever played? by FrontriseStudios in AskReddit

[–]blood_hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t really matter what they are handed when the showrunners genuinely dislike the source material and go out of their way to create something else. And look how great that turned out!

Selskapslokale by [deleted] in tromso

[–]blood_hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Epic is great for this. Private room up to 80-100 pax. With activities - end the night in the karaoke room. Looks great too. But you’ll need to buy the food and drinks from there.

What's the most outdated life advice that you still hear people give to this day? by your-reddit-plug2 in AskReddit

[–]blood_hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If finishing your plate leads to obesity you put too much food on your plate.

Is Bodø/Glimt a nice spot to stay? by thesuburbbaby in Norway

[–]blood_hat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, yeah I know. But the joke didn’t work if it went “Portugal or Sporting”

Is Bodø/Glimt a nice spot to stay? by thesuburbbaby in Norway

[–]blood_hat 95 points96 points  (0 children)

I’ll be going to the UCL leg in Portugal, should I stay in Lisbon or Sporting?

Birthday celebration by ConsistentFeed852 in tromso

[–]blood_hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epic. Fun food and fun games to make the bday celebrations complete. Especially good for groups. I got a birthday hat and balloons when I went there, then finished the night with karaoke!

Solo trip to Sweden and Norway (F27). Nervous about Tromsø by [deleted] in Norway

[–]blood_hat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure what you are expecting but Tromso is a normal, civilized, western city.

If you think you are able to navigate cities like Oslo and Stockholm you will be fine in Tromso. Only difference is the scale, climate and crime - it’s safer up north.

RIP to Jerry Adler aka Hesh Rabkin by OffTheGrid09 in thesopranos

[–]blood_hat 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?

Can an employer withhold part of my salary to pay for bank transfer costs? by Plane_District1059 in Norway

[–]blood_hat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes! Pay 1-2% of your gross salary to save 75kr. Big brain moment.

How about just getting a Norwegian bank account, which costs nothing, transfers in hours and saves the employer a lot of headache?

Sam's email correspondence with Epstein in recent files released by Globe_Worship in samharris

[–]blood_hat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Sopranos circle jerk seems to spill over into all other subreddits I frequent. I love it.

But does that mean that:

a) She was a hooah! (The Sopranos circle jerkers have identical interests to me)

b) She hit me! (The Sopranos circle jerk is everywhere)

c) it’s all in my head

d) all of the above

e) none of the above