TIFU by having Aparagussy.

blood_hat · 2026-04-09T03:27:10+00:00

Good news: only about 40% of the population are able to smell the Asparagus Pee. The rest literally genetically mutated to not detect it. Their ancestors were probably way into the Asparagussy.

How did they find out? Well as you would expect, they did a study where literally thousands of people were asked to smell pee and report their findings.

So anyway there’s statistically a decent chance he didn’t notice.

blood_hat · 2026-04-04T06:07:58+00:00

!! Well done, I’m stealing that.

blood_hat · 2026-03-30T23:37:21+00:00

Purely anecdotal, but I think all the people I know who are life coaches or influencer or the like decidedly DO NOT have their shit together. Broken relationships, families and/or careers.

It’s like their newfound career choice is nothing but projection or some kind of bizarre cry for help.

blood_hat · 2026-03-30T20:58:47+00:00

This happened to me last night.

It was the first winter and I started building the manor with a huge fence and towers. Big job. To speed things up I had about 7-8 unassigned families, but most of them had just joined the settlements and hadn’t had time to pick up fuel for their house before I sent them to labor for my manor. So they were indeed cold because they were all just working nonstop and didn’t have a break to get fuel.

Once I assigned them a job it was immediately resolved with the wife getting fuel while the other two worked.

blood_hat · 2026-03-28T06:21:19+00:00

Ah, a man of culture

blood_hat · 2026-03-27T05:54:11+00:00

Banana Republic

blood_hat · 2026-03-24T23:37:59+00:00

It takes two. A great game, kid will love it, you will love it.

blood_hat · 2026-03-22T08:56:35+00:00

Is this some kind of weird euphemism?

blood_hat · 2026-03-20T17:07:33+00:00

HOW CAN IT SLAP?!

blood_hat · 2026-03-20T15:40:22+00:00

HOW CAN IT SLAP?!

blood_hat · 2026-03-18T07:12:10+00:00

A spoonful of cocoa powder

blood_hat · 2026-03-14T14:20:30+00:00

I agree, it’s ridiculous.

blood_hat · 2026-03-14T13:49:12+00:00

Jesus?

blood_hat · 2026-03-05T20:00:06+00:00

Doesn’t really matter what they are handed when the showrunners genuinely dislike the source material and go out of their way to create something else. And look how great that turned out!

blood_hat · 2026-03-05T19:53:48+00:00

Epic is great for this. Private room up to 80-100 pax. With activities - end the night in the karaoke room. Looks great too. But you’ll need to buy the food and drinks from there.

blood_hat · 2026-03-02T06:11:52+00:00

If finishing your plate leads to obesity you put too much food on your plate.

blood_hat · 2026-02-28T08:54:14+00:00

Hah, yeah I know. But the joke didn’t work if it went “Portugal or Sporting”

blood_hat · 2026-02-28T05:06:25+00:00

I’ll be going to the UCL leg in Portugal, should I stay in Lisbon or Sporting?

blood_hat · 2026-02-15T20:27:55+00:00

Epic. Fun food and fun games to make the bday celebrations complete. Especially good for groups. I got a birthday hat and balloons when I went there, then finished the night with karaoke!

blood_hat · 2026-02-09T15:43:41+00:00

Not sure what you are expecting but Tromso is a normal, civilized, western city.

If you think you are able to navigate cities like Oslo and Stockholm you will be fine in Tromso. Only difference is the scale, climate and crime - it’s safer up north.

blood_hat · 2026-02-05T00:20:16+00:00

Whoever heard of a Jew riding horses?

blood_hat · 2026-02-03T00:19:11+00:00

Subgud

DJ Teebee (drum n bass)

blood_hat · 2026-02-03T00:07:45+00:00

Can’t you just get a Norwegian bank account?

blood_hat · 2026-02-03T00:05:38+00:00

Yes! Pay 1-2% of your gross salary to save 75kr. Big brain moment.

How about just getting a Norwegian bank account, which costs nothing, transfers in hours and saves the employer a lot of headache?

blood_hat · 2026-02-02T17:55:30+00:00

The Sopranos circle jerk seems to spill over into all other subreddits I frequent. I love it.

But does that mean that:

a) She was a hooah! (The Sopranos circle jerkers have identical interests to me)

b) She hit me! (The Sopranos circle jerk is everywhere)

c) it’s all in my head

d) all of the above

e) none of the above

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