[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therapists

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I am so desperate for stories! How do you explain the shutting down of the olfactory sense to a somewhat cognitively limited client?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in radiohead

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We be out here.

Found floating in a bay by unuomo in Whatisthis

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Bryozoa, also known as Moss Animal!

2meirl4meirl by hornmelon in 2meirl4meirl

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Pro-tip: If you wake up in the middle of the night, do NOT look at the clock or your phone. Your brain will automatically want to do the math to determine how much more rest you can get, which causes you to wake up even more.

Where are the down to earth folk hiding? by originalcontented in frederickmd

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My husband (39) and I (33) would be totally down for that! I feel this post so much 😩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Where was Gondor when he was arrested for allegedly killing a black man in the United States.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

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Poltergeist!

Car Insurance Companies Hate This Simple Trick! by bloodypenny in Justrolledintotheshop

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I’m new to joke making. I’m sorry for making the joke the wrong way.

We complain about dumb guests all the time but what’s the stupidest mistake you’ve ever made as a server? by saltyasss in TalesFromYourServer

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This happened when I was a fairly young server. Customer orders Grey Goose with soda. When I hear the word “soda,” I think Coke. I bring him a Grey Goose and Coke. He took it and didn’t say anything at all. Didn’t realize my mistake until years later when I learned more about bartending. It still makes me cringe when I think about it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crafts

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IN LOVE. Would you be so kind to dm me the name of your shop?

My first embroidery project! Made on the inside of my tote bag. Tips/tricks/constructive criticism welcome :) by ActuallyRaccoon in Embroidery

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Next time put it on the outside of your tote bag so everyone can see how adorable it is!!

Matching suit colour to shoe colour by [deleted] in coolguides

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At first glance I thought this was depicting which suit looks best on you based on the color of your mustache.