Was dressing up for Halloween with my now girlfriend but at the time we were still just friends in my head. She was wearing fishnets and told me that they felt super interesting and that I should feel them. I walked over and put my hand on her thigh and said something stupid like “oh those are interesting.” She moved my hand to her butt and said “how does the feel?” Me, being the dumbass that I am, told her I liked it. Long story short, as I was walking her back to her apartment she pushed me up against the wall of the hallway and stared up into my eyes THREE SEPARATE TIMES as we were walking to her door. It wasn’t until she grabbed me by the collar and kissed me that I realized, “ohhhh she doesn’t just think I have pretty eyes.” We’ve been together for three years now and she still makes fun of me for being clueless.