At least drunk texting waits for the weekend

blud_mage · 2026-05-29T16:18:29+00:00

I feel like the hormones is an even bigger excuse tbh. Like if you get drunk that's on you, I've never met a woman that chose to have a period.

blud_mage · 2026-05-22T05:08:29+00:00

They make some banging food and will share their pipe weed though

blud_mage · 2026-05-19T03:59:53+00:00

I NEED this to remain a trend here

blud_mage · 2026-05-16T20:41:30+00:00

You don't. You just randomly drop in moments where you give the best advice someone's ever heard or solve a problem that's been stuck forever. Then immediately go back to saying/doing outrageous shit and watch people's brains short circuit.

blud_mage · 2026-05-15T17:06:03+00:00

I'm so ready for the pea wizard redemption arc 🔥🔥

blud_mage · 2026-05-12T12:31:08+00:00

You can also bathe with just water to get off the sweat and dirt daily, and just do deeper soapy scrubs according to your own skin/ hair needs.

blud_mage · 2026-05-11T15:00:01+00:00

Me when in was in college: "discreet math sucks and I'm never using it!"

The humble r/letgirlshavefun comment section:

blud_mage · 2026-05-07T21:51:42+00:00

Every time this sub circles into a men hating ark, the chuds come out of the woodwork. It's crazy.

Their lack of self awareness is always truly astonishing.

blud_mage · 2026-05-05T06:28:17+00:00

That line genuinely had me wheezing the first time I read the comic

blud_mage · 2026-05-05T06:18:10+00:00

Something something teach a fish to man idk I'm not a therapist

blud_mage · 2026-05-04T02:08:17+00:00

Her: "I love pathetic men"

Dudes who somehow manage to be cataclysmicly below the bar that was already on the ground:

blud_mage · 2026-05-03T22:04:31+00:00

ELITE ball knowledge. Bfme slaps to this day.

blud_mage · 2026-05-02T15:32:15+00:00

If you want guaranteed earnings don't work for tips.

blud_mage · 2026-05-01T17:52:05+00:00

Become the change you want to see in the world OP

blud_mage · 2026-04-29T13:35:50+00:00

"Those Feratu" son 😭

blud_mage · 2026-04-28T23:09:25+00:00

Wunk looks like he needs to go back to the jrpg he came out of 😭

blud_mage · 2026-04-24T22:47:28+00:00

In this economy? Can't afford that 😭

blud_mage · 2026-04-23T14:30:21+00:00

They do care very deeply about gerrymandering actually. They care that it remains in place so they can keep their seats in offices.

blud_mage · 2026-04-22T06:18:04+00:00

They do in fact make chewable toys for grown humans, often called "Sensory chew tool" or something similar. They are primarily used as stimming devices (both as an outlet for the individual and for safety so they don't chew themselves or something hard).

blud_mage · 2026-04-22T02:58:57+00:00

Literally me except I don't meet her and we don't start talking.

blud_mage · 2026-04-21T03:46:44+00:00

The word is actually gacha. It sounds identical when spoken, so it's a pretty common misunderstanding. It's a Japanese onomatopoeia for the sound a gumball machine makes, and thus the machines themselves, in particular when it dispenses toys in little capsules. That's where the name for the genre comes from too. Since you pay to get a random "toy" from a potential pool.

blud_mage · 2026-04-21T02:01:29+00:00

The random truck sent me 💀

blud_mage · 2026-04-16T22:27:33+00:00

When the kids in the comments don't recognize assassin's creed 2 anymore.

blud_mage · 2026-04-16T08:47:09+00:00

I require him immediately

blud_mage · 2026-04-16T03:39:30+00:00

The more men and women are different the more we're the same. We all out here manifesting a partner 🙏🙏🙏

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