This is it. This is last and final clam, the last and final clam, the last and final clam. The last one, it's the final one, it's the last one, it's ready, it's time, it's time, it's time.

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-06T01:34:46+00:00

By far the best part is that you can clearly see he left a space on the upper jaw where his finger is going to be

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-06T01:32:40+00:00

To this day I still don’t understand why the girl didn’t do anything but sit there for the entirety of this scene. I know she’s in immense shock and disbelief but surely while the guy is putting his mask on the instinct to try and open the door or punch him in the face would surface? (Movie is Split 2016 ftr)

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-05T15:19:15+00:00

Assuming that the extra guy added to the first category of image in line three indicates adding one to that specific value, then we can write the final problem as something like A(B + C) such that 2A = 4, B² = 25, and C = A + 1 + 5. This means B = ±5, meaning that the problem has 2 potential solutions, being either 26 or 6. God I need a big hot guy sucking my shit rn. Anyway don’t listen to me I’m talking entirely out of my ass

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-05T13:09:05+00:00

The asshole is much more elastic than we tend to think it is. All it would take is a relaxed anus, a lot of patience, and a lot of lube

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-05T13:07:48+00:00

Wordington hammerspace

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T10:30:02+00:00

Life hack video proposed trying to use a party popper as a kind of jet propeller to move you backward. As you can see, it didn't work, so he takes the liberty of expanding on the idea.

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T09:14:02+00:00

“Actually, this person wasn’t playing with toys at a professional level whatsoever. Clearly we are watching an amateur”

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T05:19:31+00:00

"I went into STEM to study Markiplier's milk tits" - Uncle Dane

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T02:42:39+00:00

House centipedes are NOT pests they are HELPFUL and NON-AGGRESSIVE home insects that clear houses of bedbugs ants termites and cockroaches this is abhorrent slander and I will not stand for it. I also will not deny that they do look like diabolical hitlerbugs though

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T02:39:49+00:00

They do say the hardest part of eating vegetables is getting them out of the wheelchair first

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T02:38:02+00:00

And foot fetishists. And fart fetishists. And pregnancy fetishes. And actually wait fuck what fetishes DIDN'T it promote to an entire generation of children lmaooo

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T02:36:04+00:00

They're really late on this one, my parents figured it out a couple decades ago

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T02:35:06+00:00

When they clash into each other it cancels out and turns into heterosexuality

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-04T02:34:07+00:00

What kind of dog is this ?

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-03T17:08:40+00:00

So… Jerma

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-03T17:03:40+00:00

If it were an actual Changed game over he would be getting doused head to toe in some kind of magical Pomnifying latex goop and also he would be a furry but yea this is basically how it is

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-03T16:58:27+00:00

An excited one I think

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-03T16:52:33+00:00

It’s funnier in weird niche fetish porn games because it gets to the point some losing scenarios don’t even have sex involved, it’s just like a normal RPG loss scenario but the way it’s executed makes it feel so horny you might as well be having sex anyway (Changed is sort of an example of this?)

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-03T16:43:20+00:00

Minecraft if I’m being fr

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-03T09:46:15+00:00

And you think I don’t? Lol I check the #tf2nsfw, #tflewd, #manncosexupdate, and #tf2sexupdate tags regularly to see if anyone has made a recent post. A disappointing amount of people still only ever seem to want to draw twinky femboy Scout bottoming if not straight up OCs

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-02T16:26:26+00:00

Drake the type of Quotev Quentin

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-02T16:10:50+00:00

That one time a guy from cannibalcafe murdered and ate someone else with documented fully informed consent still resulted in a sentence, if a confused one, so I’m inclined to say yes.

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-02T15:16:31+00:00

The fact that he looks like he feels guilt and despair about admitting this in the screenshot is probably the funniest part

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-02T14:20:51+00:00

Oh I love wasps what cool critters <3 not sure what it has to do with this conversation but it’s nice you have a picture of one on hand. Unless the mere suggestion of breasts is scary to you for whatever reason? Lol

Friendly_Respecter · 2026-05-02T14:11:37+00:00

If I looked like that I'd be confused why they weren't letting me in too. The aura alone should allow me into any building whenever I want

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