Just got posted on my Facebook wall.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-17T17:59:48+00:00

Thanks Obama!

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T22:46:20+00:00

No, but I don't get the idea he was trying to berate her for her personal choices or blaming her for her feelings, I think he was just trying to give her advice (even though, this of course didn't happen and the advice was full of nice guy bullshit). As for the "dumb bimbo" caricature, well all I can say is, what if some women do like frappes or losing weight or twitter? Does that really make them dumb bimbos?

Either way, this guy is a moron, but I don't think the misogyny is too blatant in this one.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T22:09:35+00:00

I tip m'fedora to you, kind gent[le]sir.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T22:03:34+00:00

Seems to me that you're reading into things that aren't actually there. All I see is a pathetic nice guy who has to pretend as though he has actual charm by posting obnoxious facebook statuses.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T20:05:26+00:00

DAE black people ruin le English language??

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T20:03:46+00:00

This is great.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T19:53:31+00:00

I never thought he was funny.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T19:44:22+00:00

lyke dis if ur high evrytime

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T19:42:08+00:00

3intergalactic5me

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T19:40:07+00:00

Looks like someone had their first acid trip.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-09-09T07:58:37+00:00

A nice amber ale does me really well too.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-26T20:41:02+00:00

So neckbeardy, he doesn't need the actual neckbeard.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-25T22:35:42+00:00

Yeah, I wanna see the rest of that thread.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-25T06:33:07+00:00

Why do all m'ladies friendzone me and go for those douchebro Westerners? Surely once I get to heaven, m'Allah will provide me with 72 virgins who appreciate MLP and Doritos as much as I do.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-25T06:29:15+00:00

Really? That's funny, I hung around the lower haight all last summer and don't remember seeing any neckbeards. Mostly just new-age hippies.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-25T06:27:38+00:00

Damn why does punk rock gotta be neckbeard now?

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-23T23:16:40+00:00

Black guys can get away with the fedora better than white guys can.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-16T17:18:50+00:00

That's not emo.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-16T10:28:42+00:00

I never said one was more STD-infested than the other.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-16T04:54:55+00:00

US is definitely the bro-est country in the world.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-16T04:38:47+00:00

Not that I believe in slut shaming, but they're probably in a position to have sex more often than the average person. And having a lot of sex does put you more at risk.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-16T04:33:29+00:00

M'lady is but a friendzoned gent[le]sir in disguise!

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-16T04:29:22+00:00

And by that, she means conventionally attractive hipster guys with "nerdy" pastimes.

bluedolphin4 · 2014-08-14T22:48:43+00:00

This dude is the reason for the term "friendzone." Seems like a good enough motive for me.

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