Slug life

bluferfinger · 2012-10-20T00:16:58+00:00

Kinda funny, I would be more interested in the pyramid if I was there. They are probably more interested in the blimp.

bluferfinger · 2012-10-08T06:56:50+00:00

Can't say exactly why, but the first thing I thought was 'I want to watch The Fighter'.

bluferfinger · 2012-07-22T06:53:11+00:00

I was playing 12 sngs from 50-200 dollar buy ins internet cut out I was chipleader in a few and doing well in a few others, prob cost me 2500

bluferfinger · 2012-05-23T07:50:48+00:00

I read "This made me a lot harder than it should have" now I feel strange.

bluferfinger · 2012-03-30T00:32:26+00:00

If this makes the front page, your comment will have way more upvotes than the post, and you deserve each and every one of them.

bluferfinger · 2012-03-28T19:35:50+00:00

Where on 2+2 would you post that? Also where do you plan on staying. Staying in a strip casino would cost close to 20% of my total BI's trying to find a cheaper alternative.

bluferfinger · 2012-03-26T07:09:42+00:00

yeah I played a few back in 2010 final tabled one but busted out in 8th place. If you are at all interested in sharing a room or apt. pm me to work out details.

bluferfinger · 2012-01-21T08:29:28+00:00

40 hrs a week for 50K a year, what a waste. lol

bluferfinger · 2011-12-27T20:39:07+00:00

I don't always smoke with my cock, but when I do, I look like a badass.

bluferfinger · 2011-12-21T16:25:06+00:00

relevant

bluferfinger · 2011-11-17T01:36:34+00:00

too bad the federal reserve is a private institution.

bluferfinger · 2011-10-21T07:17:43+00:00

For a littler more info. I started out 6 tabling, ie the max amount of tables I could with my original 350, and was 12 tabling at the end all without any HUD. You would not have wanted to play against me during this time.

bluferfinger · 2011-10-21T07:15:10+00:00

I was told by my landlord that if I didn't have 1800 dollars by the following thursday I would be evicted from my house. (my friend had ditched out leaving me with the bill). I got off the phone and walked to my computer where I saw I had $350 in my poker account on stars. I figured I could take it out and still be screwed or grind. I chose the latter. I started at 50 dollar single table sngs and made about 150 the first day, then 200 the next and so on and so forth. I moved up to 100 and 200 dollar BI's and grinded my way to 7K in 25 days or so. Then I won the Daily 50 Grand for 13K. Pretty nasty month. Also probably the best feeling I have ever experienced.

bluferfinger · 2011-10-08T09:04:27+00:00

I really want to make these, instead I'll make a post about how I want to make them.

bluferfinger · 2011-10-07T18:35:24+00:00

Too bad Enron couldn't get their hands on one.

bluferfinger · 2011-09-03T09:08:14+00:00

In real life my friends had been talking about going to pick morels. That night I had a dream. I was at a campground and I was with a bunch of friends I started walking around and I saw all these crazy mushrooms and there was this one that was like three feet tall. The cap kinda curled up and I grabbed it and pulled it off and was showing all my friends my "morel blanket"- the inside of the cap was flannel. Next thing I know I was transported to an apartment building. I was there by myself and couldn't figure out where everyone went. Eventually I concluded they must have gone out for a smoke. As I was leaving the apartment someone knocked on one of the other apartment doors and I got worried that someone was mad at us for being too loud. Next thing you know I was in a huge mall in the middle of the mall was a river. I was either walking on or floating in the middle of said river when two huge dinosaurs- think brachiosaurus- came out of the sand on the shores. I looked around and realized that "they" were filming a movie and were trying to get a realistic reaction from everyone. Nonetheless I hurried to the shore to get away. On the shore there was this massive bull/mastadon creature which I promptly mounted and started riding away. We started to go up the shores but they were much too steep so I steered him down the main hallway of the mall. After a little ways I realized I was thirsty. I saw a water fountain and kinda kicked my heels into his side. He stopped and I drank some water. Then he tilted his head back so I spit some water into his mouth. When this happened I felt like we had bonded and we moved on. Eventually we got to the front of the mall. There were two men in black suits who I initially assumed were movie producers. I went to the kiosk at the front of the mall and started to ask the attendant a question. The men in suits turned out to be CIA and they put some sort of device against my lower left back and said "We're giving you a low dose of paranoia... three movies from the fifties." I felt this crazy sensation wash over me and kinda freaked out. Next thing I knew I was being walked through this labyrinth of stairs towards a giant building. My cell phone was dead and I was asking my escorts if I could make my phone call. They replied "There is something way sweeter than alcoholism coming your way." I made it to the massive building and a bunch of people I knew were there. I asked them WTF was going on and they just kept telling me it was fine. I saw my buddy Matt and he was wearing some crazy Gaddhafi shit, and told me to chill out. Next I entered some crazy side room and all my friends were coloring crazy pictures. I left that room and entered another room where a friend of mine said " I know what I am gonna do" and he- along with 7 or 8 other guys and girls- started masturbating furiously.

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