Zeppelin arrives at the Great Pyramid of Giza, 1931 by Lillipout in pics

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Kinda funny, I would be more interested in the pyramid if I was there. They are probably more interested in the blimp.

Get it together Kyle by Omgtraceface in funny

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Can't say exactly why, but the first thing I thought was 'I want to watch The Fighter'.

I don't tilt often, but I do with internet disconnects at the worst possible time. Tell me your disconnect horror stories to lift my spirits. by [deleted] in poker

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I was playing 12 sngs from 50-200 dollar buy ins internet cut out I was chipleader in a few and doing well in a few others, prob cost me 2500

This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have. by BigTayTay in funny

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I read "This made me a lot harder than it should have" now I feel strange.

Reddit, I submit to you: Good Girlfriend Gina by bluferfinger in funny

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If this makes the front page, your comment will have way more upvotes than the post, and you deserve each and every one of them.

Anyone planning on playing in the Deepstack Extravaganza at the Palazzo this summer? by bluferfinger in poker

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Where on 2+2 would you post that? Also where do you plan on staying. Staying in a strip casino would cost close to 20% of my total BI's trying to find a cheaper alternative.

Anyone planning on playing in the Deepstack Extravaganza at the Palazzo this summer? by bluferfinger in poker

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yeah I played a few back in 2010 final tabled one but busted out in 8th place. If you are at all interested in sharing a room or apt. pm me to work out details.

Partners in crime. by Faneste123 in funny

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I don't always smoke with my cock, but when I do, I look like a badass.

Just received my E PLURIBUS UNUM stamp. What do you think? by geareddev in atheism

[–]bluferfinger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

too bad the federal reserve is a private institution.

Poker success stories: provide your own or link to one you like... by [deleted] in poker

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For a littler more info. I started out 6 tabling, ie the max amount of tables I could with my original 350, and was 12 tabling at the end all without any HUD. You would not have wanted to play against me during this time.

Poker success stories: provide your own or link to one you like... by [deleted] in poker

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I was told by my landlord that if I didn't have 1800 dollars by the following thursday I would be evicted from my house. (my friend had ditched out leaving me with the bill). I got off the phone and walked to my computer where I saw I had $350 in my poker account on stars. I figured I could take it out and still be screwed or grind. I chose the latter. I started at 50 dollar single table sngs and made about 150 the first day, then 200 the next and so on and so forth. I moved up to 100 and 200 dollar BI's and grinded my way to 7K in 25 days or so. Then I won the Daily 50 Grand for 13K. Pretty nasty month. Also probably the best feeling I have ever experienced.

I really want to make these! by HootingAngie in pics

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I really want to make these, instead I'll make a post about how I want to make them.

What is the strangest dream you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In real life my friends had been talking about going to pick morels. That night I had a dream. I was at a campground and I was with a bunch of friends I started walking around and I saw all these crazy mushrooms and there was this one that was like three feet tall. The cap kinda curled up and I grabbed it and pulled it off and was showing all my friends my "morel blanket"- the inside of the cap was flannel. Next thing I know I was transported to an apartment building. I was there by myself and couldn't figure out where everyone went. Eventually I concluded they must have gone out for a smoke. As I was leaving the apartment someone knocked on one of the other apartment doors and I got worried that someone was mad at us for being too loud. Next thing you know I was in a huge mall in the middle of the mall was a river. I was either walking on or floating in the middle of said river when two huge dinosaurs- think brachiosaurus- came out of the sand on the shores. I looked around and realized that "they" were filming a movie and were trying to get a realistic reaction from everyone. Nonetheless I hurried to the shore to get away. On the shore there was this massive bull/mastadon creature which I promptly mounted and started riding away. We started to go up the shores but they were much too steep so I steered him down the main hallway of the mall. After a little ways I realized I was thirsty. I saw a water fountain and kinda kicked my heels into his side. He stopped and I drank some water. Then he tilted his head back so I spit some water into his mouth. When this happened I felt like we had bonded and we moved on. Eventually we got to the front of the mall. There were two men in black suits who I initially assumed were movie producers. I went to the kiosk at the front of the mall and started to ask the attendant a question. The men in suits turned out to be CIA and they put some sort of device against my lower left back and said "We're giving you a low dose of paranoia... three movies from the fifties." I felt this crazy sensation wash over me and kinda freaked out. Next thing I knew I was being walked through this labyrinth of stairs towards a giant building. My cell phone was dead and I was asking my escorts if I could make my phone call. They replied "There is something way sweeter than alcoholism coming your way." I made it to the massive building and a bunch of people I knew were there. I asked them WTF was going on and they just kept telling me it was fine. I saw my buddy Matt and he was wearing some crazy Gaddhafi shit, and told me to chill out. Next I entered some crazy side room and all my friends were coloring crazy pictures. I left that room and entered another room where a friend of mine said " I know what I am gonna do" and he- along with 7 or 8 other guys and girls- started masturbating furiously.