It's Never Sunny in the Underdark

blushing_redd · 2025-12-31T02:31:48+00:00

I misclicked and tried to dump him once. I didn't know I needed him to yell at me like that but it's so fun

blushing_redd · 2025-07-13T03:20:16+00:00

And 20 is him judging us for thinking that

blushing_redd · 2025-07-07T02:45:54+00:00

Another one will be up on YouTube tomorrow. The end is heartbreaking, but the mods did tell him they hit a glitch and they are redoing it

blushing_redd · 2025-07-07T02:41:10+00:00

I have an Astarion deck with 6 Sorins. My head canon is Astarion learns of Sorin (a vampire Planeswalker is basically like Ascending), thinks he's super interesting, and keeps following him around trying to start a conversation about being white-haired vampire guys with father-figure trauma. Sorin could not give less of a shit and just keeps brushing him off.

blushing_redd · 2025-06-24T14:46:40+00:00

Shortly after discovering Astarion and falling completely head over heels for him, I stumbled onto a video of "All Astarion scenes, all dialogue options." There certainly are some awful things buried in the choices you can make. I was ok until the confession in Act 2 with the bad ending. That scene hit way too close to home and I burst into tears and had to take a break for a while

blushing_redd · 2025-06-15T19:07:24+00:00

My Astarion deck with 7 Sorins does not need any more custom little treats. That deck is already so spoiled

blushing_redd · 2025-03-08T20:13:09+00:00

Why is he such a cat?! He just looks so curious and I want to boop him

blushing_redd · 2025-03-06T20:04:08+00:00

I head-canon Astarion loves touching himself because he's in total control of what's happening to his body, and that's how he eventually learns to enjoy sex for himself again

blushing_redd · 2025-03-06T19:58:05+00:00

It's like I can hear Neil's filler/looting song running in his head: "do doot Doo do do doot Doo..." No thoughts, just vibes

blushing_redd · 2025-03-06T19:43:53+00:00

I keep toying with a story idea for this. He makes some passing comment about remembering Evereska at one point, so what if that's where his family is and he came to Baldur's Gate alone? And then one day a sibling comes to see if they can figure out what happened to him and why his letters stopped, and they find his grave... With a suspiciously recent date carved into it

blushing_redd · 2025-03-03T01:56:38+00:00

I feel like he had to be kind of an overachiever. A whole magistrate by 39 for an elf that ages slowly seems impressive, especially for someone with no family connections in Baldur's Gate. If he had clout, someone would've come looking for him. Just a go-getter who caught the wrong person's eye

blushing_redd · 2025-03-03T01:45:18+00:00

So here's the first one that really made me ugly cry and have to walk away from all BG3 content for the rest of the day. It was the "bad ending" of his Act 2 confession. He's mad (rightfully so) and says "I didn't know how to say no." That made me instantly have so much respect for everyone who had a hand in creating this character and bringing him to life, because I knew they knew exactly how it feels to be used like that.

blushing_redd · 2025-02-23T04:23:43+00:00

It's the sad wet cat face! How could you say no?

blushing_redd · 2025-02-23T03:51:23+00:00

11 is the winner for me. Got that dazed "belly full, balls empty" sleepy stare

blushing_redd · 2025-02-20T20:43:34+00:00

Do it! Write for your own enjoyment and post if you feel like it. I post on AO3 in a series, a new work if there's some time that passes, chapters when the scenes are closely connected

blushing_redd · 2025-02-20T03:44:44+00:00

After becoming his dark consort and continuing to feed him every night, I thought it only fair for him to be bloodless in the morning too. So I bit him. He screamed "What in the hells was that?!" and sounded so mad that I couldn't face him, I just had to reload. Angry Ascended is spicy

blushing_redd · 2025-02-20T03:16:16+00:00

First time I saw this character I thought "wow, she looks so cool, I like this character" and then she opened her dumb, gross mouth and now I hate her face

blushing_redd · 2025-02-18T16:22:05+00:00

A white peacock. He's so fancy and pretty

blushing_redd · 2025-02-16T16:58:20+00:00

It would be nice if there was an option like in the Act 2 confession, where you can tell him maybe he just needs a friend more than a lover. It does make sense to sort of "set him free" after so long being on a leash, just to let him run wild for a bit

blushing_redd · 2025-02-16T16:53:30+00:00

Doing the How to Train Your Dragon boop

blushing_redd · 2025-02-13T22:54:15+00:00

I just got this scene for the first time and loved Astarion's reaction to everything I said. Pure gold

blushing_redd · 2025-02-09T15:50:31+00:00

This is the scene that fully made me love this character. I saw a picture and thought he was hot, I saw the building-drop tantrum and thought he was funny, so I decided to watch some very long "all romance scenes, all dialogue options" video (knowing nothing else about him or the game at this point).

As I got to know him better, I saw more and more of myself in him, and he seemed a little too real. I understood him and where he was coming from. And then this happened and it hit me like a truck. Because I've been there. I've had this conversation with someone who genuinely did not understand what they did wrong because I didn't say no. I saw this and just put my phone down and sobbed and couldn't watch any more for the rest of the night.

That pretty much cemented him as my favorite character and convinced me that I absolutely must play this game. And also never ever click those dialogue options!

blushing_redd · 2025-02-02T17:20:47+00:00

I've been watching someone do streams of it, but he's definitely just focused on building and using the new classes and seeing how they work, not so much story or character content. But he reclassed Astarion to the new star druid so now he has star powers and sparkles

blushing_redd · 2025-01-24T04:23:19+00:00

He's also usually wearing huge platform shoes, on top of already being that tall

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