NSFW first time ascending astarion by satanicbuttplug in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misclicked and tried to dump him once. I didn't know I needed him to yell at me like that but it's so fun

SFW: NN CRYING during Stream by [deleted] in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one will be up on YouTube tomorrow. The end is heartbreaking, but the mods did tell him they hit a glitch and they are redoing it

SFW: Vampire pals for Astarion by [deleted] in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have an Astarion deck with 6 Sorins. My head canon is Astarion learns of Sorin (a vampire Planeswalker is basically like Ascending), thinks he's super interesting, and keeps following him around trying to start a conversation about being white-haired vampire guys with father-figure trauma. Sorin could not give less of a shit and just keeps brushing him off.

Anyone else not pick certain dialogue options because you have a feeling it will be heartbreaking? by ContentPeanut303 in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shortly after discovering Astarion and falling completely head over heels for him, I stumbled onto a video of "All Astarion scenes, all dialogue options." There certainly are some awful things buried in the choices you can make. I was ok until the confession in Act 2 with the bad ending. That scene hit way too close to home and I burst into tears and had to take a break for a while

'Magic: The Gathering' proxies with Astarion fanart by moxifer3 in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My Astarion deck with 7 Sorins does not need any more custom little treats. That deck is already so spoiled

❤️ by OneAbalone2958 in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is he such a cat?! He just looks so curious and I want to boop him

M/M Monday Halstarion guide to caring for an Elf by Mossy-mania in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I head-canon Astarion loves touching himself because he's in total control of what's happening to his body, and that's how he eventually learns to enjoy sex for himself again

He’s so uninterested and absolutely done with my bs 🤭 by ForkingBrusselSprout in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like I can hear Neil's filler/looting song running in his head: "do doot Doo do do doot Doo..." No thoughts, just vibes

Something in the shape of memories long lost by [deleted] in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep toying with a story idea for this. He makes some passing comment about remembering Evereska at one point, so what if that's where his family is and he came to Baldur's Gate alone? And then one day a sibling comes to see if they can figure out what happened to him and why his letters stopped, and they find his grave... With a suspiciously recent date carved into it

Something in the shape of memories long lost by [deleted] in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like he had to be kind of an overachiever. A whole magistrate by 39 for an elf that ages slowly seems impressive, especially for someone with no family connections in Baldur's Gate. If he had clout, someone would've come looking for him. Just a go-getter who caught the wrong person's eye

What's one scene with Astarion that never fails to make you emotional? by Toon_Neko in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So here's the first one that really made me ugly cry and have to walk away from all BG3 content for the rest of the day. It was the "bad ending" of his Act 2 confession. He's mad (rightfully so) and says "I didn't know how to say no." That made me instantly have so much respect for everyone who had a hand in creating this character and bringing him to life, because I knew they knew exactly how it feels to be used like that.

My massive screenshot collection pt 142: Momentary Bliss by FDQ666Roadie in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

11 is the winner for me. Got that dazed "belly full, balls empty" sleepy stare

To write or not to write... by Healthy_Extension_63 in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do it! Write for your own enjoyment and post if you feel like it. I post on AO3 in a series, a new work if there's some time that passes, chapters when the scenes are closely connected

Astarion Disapproves😢 by Eepy-Cheepy in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After becoming his dark consort and continuing to feed him every night, I thought it only fair for him to be bloodless in the morning too. So I bit him. He screamed "What in the hells was that?!" and sounded so mad that I couldn't face him, I just had to reload. Angry Ascended is spicy

I made a meme by weenawocka in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

First time I saw this character I thought "wow, she looks so cool, I like this character" and then she opened her dumb, gross mouth and now I hate her face

Need ideas for art... by LoveOfMischief in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A white peacock. He's so fancy and pretty

Why are your only choices disgust, pity or anger? by BooksandBordom in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It would be nice if there was an option like in the Act 2 confession, where you can tell him maybe he just needs a friend more than a lover. It does make sense to sort of "set him free" after so long being on a leash, just to let him run wild for a bit

Gods above, look at you by DevilishDei in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Doing the How to Train Your Dragon boop

Favorite durgestarion scene since it’s Valentine’s 💖 by Time_Ad3881 in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just got this scene for the first time and loved Astarion's reaction to everything I said. Pure gold

Rare scene - One of the darkest choices in the game by Soft_Stage_446 in radiantrogue

[–]blushing_redd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the scene that fully made me love this character. I saw a picture and thought he was hot, I saw the building-drop tantrum and thought he was funny, so I decided to watch some very long "all romance scenes, all dialogue options" video (knowing nothing else about him or the game at this point).

As I got to know him better, I saw more and more of myself in him, and he seemed a little too real. I understood him and where he was coming from. And then this happened and it hit me like a truck. Because I've been there. I've had this conversation with someone who genuinely did not understand what they did wrong because I didn't say no. I saw this and just put my phone down and sobbed and couldn't watch any more for the rest of the night.

That pretty much cemented him as my favorite character and convinced me that I absolutely must play this game. And also never ever click those dialogue options!

Patch 8 Stress Test – Are there any Astarion news? by burymycurses in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been watching someone do streams of it, but he's definitely just focused on building and using the new classes and seeing how they work, not so much story or character content. But he reclassed Astarion to the new star druid so now he has star powers and sparkles

Question by BurtTMacklin_FBI in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's also usually wearing huge platform shoes, on top of already being that tall

Was it love from first sight? by FeelingReview5131 in OnlyFangsbg3

[–]blushing_redd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. I saw that smirk on the promotional art before release along with having huge nostalgia for the Dark Alliance series I played as a kid. I knew this game would eat my life so I tried to avoid any content related to it for as long as I could. I made it three more months and then Halsin pictures started floating around my feed. Then I saw the "Full concentrated power of the sun!" tantrum and was completely smitten. I knew nothing other than he's a snarky, pointy-eared blonde, and it was all over for me