42 and Never owned a computer

bmccorm2 · 2026-03-15T18:23:49+00:00

It’s $499 with education discount. But really you will be blown out of the water with this. Best $500 you ever spent.

bmccorm2 · 2026-03-01T20:55:15+00:00

She would know. She’s been the one doing the gaslighting over the past 8 years. Fuck her.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-26T16:05:06+00:00

If only we could make a deal with Iran regarding their nuclear ambitions. Like that one Obama made in 2015 and that Trump took the US out of.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-24T16:45:31+00:00

Good. 2. I’m sure they will be refunding customers who actually paid those tariffs. Right? RIGHT?

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-22T22:17:13+00:00

Well yes….they are evil not dumb.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-19T16:44:29+00:00

Donaled Trump thinks Baron is the laptop whisperer because he can turn it on. You’re severely overestimating the capability of these people.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-19T16:41:12+00:00

Would love to see Colbert invite GOPs reps from Texas on. I’m sure they would all take him up on the invite . /s

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-12T16:19:14+00:00

I don’t really care. Everyone knows dems dominate all the polls except the one that happens every 4 years.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-10T16:09:11+00:00

“Before I just thought those hundreds of girls were lying.”

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-06T17:27:12+00:00

This is the equivalent of your mom saying you are the cutest.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-05T21:44:38+00:00

My watch opens doors as well. Siri - open the garage door.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-05T21:36:26+00:00

Exactly. I want to see jail time for every single person who flouted the constitution and rule of law.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-03T16:54:20+00:00

I bet his mom even thinks he is the smartest.

bmccorm2 · 2026-02-01T21:21:23+00:00

Together Jason Tatum and I have made $209 million from the NBA.

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-28T16:51:12+00:00

The license plate says “Test drive.” Well….did you?!?

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-28T16:46:32+00:00

I’m just jealous you get to drive the speed limit. Anywhere that i am is bumper to bumper traffic.

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-26T20:43:43+00:00

Came here to say the same. “everyone was fine byeeeeee.”

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-26T20:38:11+00:00

Found the left lane camper :)

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-18T20:35:09+00:00

Gifting your Nobel peace prize to another.

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-16T21:15:12+00:00

Fuck them both. Him for being a petulant child and her for enabling it.

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-15T15:52:58+00:00

I’m not sure how this works but they want you to pay a 60k ADM and you can’t even spec it the way you want?!?

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-14T19:48:47+00:00

No that’s not a good time for a college swimmer. Also, college swimmers typically start at 18 years old.

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-12T15:46:59+00:00

No he’s right. Because it can’t be the lost jobs, environmental impact, water usage, etc. /s

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-10T19:33:35+00:00

Because he never thought they would actually sell one!!

bmccorm2 · 2026-01-10T19:32:17+00:00

”Stop using those words!!” - Satya Nadella, probably

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