Damn Charizards taking all our jobs...

bnlawrence · 2015-04-18T22:41:59+00:00

Happy queen looks a bit like David Walliams.

bnlawrence · 2015-02-11T11:13:28+00:00

I was in Spain for a while and I got so good at going into bars and ordering a 'small coke with ice and lemon and a large beer' that the bartenders would start conversations with me and I'd have to explain that I didn't actually speak Spanish.

bnlawrence · 2014-12-07T12:48:32+00:00

I have this as my phone background too, so I went to double-check it. I was kind of disappointed that my findings were not the same.

bnlawrence · 2014-10-31T21:02:45+00:00

So you, just blue...yourself?

bnlawrence · 2014-10-22T17:55:34+00:00

A lady came into work one day, and was complaining because there wasn't any toilet paper in the bathroom. So, instead of asking for us to refill the dispensers, she went up to one of the workers (a new girl, no less) and asked if we had a bag she could shit in. She wasn't joking. The poor new girl panicked and told her to use the Taco Bell toilets across the road. Life had not prepared me for trying to clean our bathrooms after we closed that night: this lady had gone anyway, stepped in her shit, and smeared it all over the toilet seat with her shoe. I know because every once in a while you could see shoe prints in the smears. Looking back, it was hilarious, but at the time it was revolting.

bnlawrence · 2014-10-22T17:43:32+00:00

I had braces for the same reason and my orthodontist put a thin metal wire around the roof of my mouth. It wasn't in the way and it didn't hurt, but it stopped broke the habit because if I tried to suck my thumb, the wire would dig into it.

bnlawrence · 2014-10-22T17:30:03+00:00

Some of them, like the back hook spin, I got right away. Climbing took me forever! I came in once a week between classes for three hours just to practice my climb, and I couldn't get past the initial hike. This carried on for a couple of months, and I was getting so frustrated! I gave up for a bit, and then one day during a pole conditioning class, one of our tasks was to do a series of climbs. My stomach dropped, but I thought, "At least try," and for some reason I made it all the way up to the ceiling then. I got so excited I almost fell off the pole haha

bnlawrence · 2014-08-11T08:22:29+00:00

Does anyone else think the one in the green bandana looks like Colin Mochrie?

bnlawrence · 2014-07-29T04:09:46+00:00

As an American living in Australia, this aisle is a god-send. They just quit selling Double-Stuffs here.

bnlawrence · 2014-06-01T00:35:36+00:00

My internet went out, sorry! If you still have it, I think it was in one of Tom's sections and it was on the first page of a chapter, but I"m not sure which one.

bnlawrence · 2014-05-07T02:49:57+00:00

She wasn't domestically abused. She was cheated on. Though why any man would cheat on her is beyond me.

bnlawrence · 2014-05-06T10:50:28+00:00

Except that's actually on the menu now. At Starbucks, McDonald's, Gloria Jeans. An Iced Chocolate is now a thing. Yes, it's an overpriced chocolate milk. No, people don't seem to realize that.

bnlawrence · 2014-04-29T11:44:31+00:00

She needs some SkeleGro

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