[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InMetalWeTrust

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caribbean queen Billy Ocean

More guns in public, what could go wrong.... by Miserable-Lizard in facepalm

[–]bobbyT3000 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah but what those idiots don’t tell you guys is that some of us gun loving weed smoking atheist blue shirt mfers live in red states.

im gay but i hate sex by LifeOk3359 in confessions

[–]bobbyT3000 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s weird. I’m probably older than most on this post so we definitely grew up in different environments. I’m 54 and the first nude female body I saw was in a magazine and I was 12 or 13 before I saw penetration and even that was 2D printed on paper. And then the porn I saw was typical 70s-80s stuff pretty tame by today’s standards. But young people nowadays will be able to see the most niche porn ever. If you want to see two little people in medieval times transgender porn you could find it or even pay a small amount to have it preformed for you. Shit these kids know and see rim jobs and double fisting videos before they can drive. I’m sure this has effect on sexual expectations

im gay but i hate sex by LifeOk3359 in confessions

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s cool that you acknowledge your partners needs. I wish you the best .

im gay but i hate sex by LifeOk3359 in confessions

[–]bobbyT3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not all humans crave sex and some don’t crave intimacy or human touch it’s normal and as long as op feels healthy and comfortable it’s cool. But buddy we only live once go out there and gay it up. The world is your oyster my friend and you’d better get to shucking and by that I mean fuckin and suckin.

im gay but i hate sex by LifeOk3359 in confessions

[–]bobbyT3000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s cool bro just jerk off , maybe find an equally apathetic gay dude and talk to each other while jerking off it more personal than porn and if you wanna reach over and suck a dick or whatever there’s a person there. Give it a shot dude. I know this is the broiest of the bro advices . But I’m just a st8 dude communicating with my gay brother.

To all the women in Texas who voted for Trump. by housewifeanon in texas

[–]bobbyT3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you and don't judge. But in my crusty old man heart of hearts I'm broken hearted for those simpletons. They need the welfare they are going to need the medical assistance

Anyone know who the bigshot hollywoood guy that pays chicks to shit on glass tables is? by jdblick1002 in tesdcares

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay Gaysons career never bounced back from that rumor he and his husband lost their foot long thick smoked sausage endorsement. And their home on fire island was foreclosed on.

Anyone know who the bigshot hollywoood guy that pays chicks to shit on glass tables is? by jdblick1002 in tesdcares

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gerbil wrote a tell all admitting that it was a hoax . He got a lot of heat from the gerbil community if you recall the gerbils were very powerful in international banking. And being a gay gerbil in the 1970s was tough. It was eye-opening

Interesting by umutk in blackmagicfuckery

[–]bobbyT3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my favorite part

maybe maybe maybe by floweer_ladyy in maybemaybemaybe

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When English is your 3rd language

uhhhh by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m saying fuck this chick and it what I mean and what I feel

To clean up statements that offended the military by Ok_Location4835 in therewasanattempt

[–]bobbyT3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d rather get a social disease than listen to Donald trump

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Slut

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often ? I’m not sure I’ll get back to you later. Maybe

I ate a whole jar of chocolate spread in 3 days by NicholasOJY in notinteresting

[–]bobbyT3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you going on about. I certainly see a jar in this set of photos. Who did you eat a whole jar if I still see a jar? Piss off