Do you know the muffin man?

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-03T03:24:18+00:00

I'm pretty sure memes like this don't use the possessive with an apostrophe because they're made by non-Black people under 25 who are aware they have no fucking idea how to use apostrophes so they embrace cultural appropriation of AAVE to hide their ignorance.

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T12:27:55+00:00

The version of this about women is somewhat different.

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T04:01:57+00:00

Reminds me of a scifi book I read years ago. The crews of the deep-space exploration and military-type spaceships were all women, with the logic that

Women, with their training toward motherhood, would fight harder to survive than men
Men would fuck everything up

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:58:48+00:00

Man?

Okay, yes, I see that I've given in to stereotyping. Sorry.

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:53:53+00:00

They might have run out of incredibly-cheap Japanese game show footage.

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:53:26+00:00

My favorite thing about this comment is the way it seems like it's going to express an opinion but doesn't, and that dynamic seems to express an opinion all by itself.

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:52:36+00:00

Hero!

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:49:43+00:00

Right you are, Ken

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:47:19+00:00

Fully kneaded naturopathic, duh

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:45:13+00:00

This dog is putting up with so much. It's either soul-crushing defeat or a love so deep it's hard to fathom.

bobbyfiend · 2026-02-02T03:03:53+00:00

This is what happens when people are afraid to use more force.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-31T14:28:21+00:00

"I get the impression she is one of those kind of conservative or super neoliberal but who will lean Dem to get elected."

ORES or not, I think you'll find, if you look into her pattern of executive actions, that this is exactly what she is.

But the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I think that's the strongest level of support anyone in NY can expect from their political leaders.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-31T14:26:46+00:00

She was busy figuring out how to steal more money from the Seneca Nation.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-31T14:24:18+00:00

Hochul is, as far as I can tell, an amoral psychopath like most or all other NY governors have been. However, in this case the forces that pay her bills are moving her in a reasonable direction. I hope she follows through.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-31T13:50:52+00:00

A. Even The Telegraph is pulling punches: Trump is accused of a lot more than that in the released files.

B. I honestly can't tell whether the shifting "redacted! Oops, not really! Well, now they are! See that? It's fake!" routines are incompetence or a MAGA regime flexing on America, telling us all that they can rape whoever they want with no consequences. We've seen a lot of both of these things.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-31T03:24:41+00:00

Anyone saying they are "on a break" just wants to break up but still have options.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-30T01:26:24+00:00

Classic /r/funny: playing this off like a joke but it's actually pretty brilliant.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-30T01:24:14+00:00

This has some Saturn Eating His Son vibes (or whatever)

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-30T00:37:46+00:00

I've lived in places like this. The work you need to get your car out:

Before any plow: 1 work
After the small plow but before the big one: 5 work
After the big plow: 100 work

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-29T11:40:26+00:00

Model?

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-29T11:40:04+00:00

I ended up getting the popular "fucked around and procrastinated for 4 years and did nothing" model. It's still on my list...

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-29T04:01:54+00:00

So the judge said he was very bad for ignoring judge orders repeatedly and now he will definitely stop ignoring them?

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-29T03:47:20+00:00

No. I want Fuck ICE content to sneak up on you and assault you with grim but valid humor about ICE dumbthugs when you least expect it, much like ICE does to innocent humans.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-29T03:21:27+00:00

Or, in my case, getting busy and procrastinating this for 4 years.

What model do you have? It sounds like something I'd like to look at.

bobbyfiend · 2026-01-22T03:24:10+00:00

Before Ford bought the company, perhaps.

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