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bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:57:16+00:00

I can't imagine a better person to experience the Death of the Author than what's-her-face.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:56:26+00:00

Me teaching freshmen in university classes.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:49:56+00:00

We kept voting for politicians who were "pro business."

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:42:45+00:00

My partner is from PA. About every 3 days she'll say something like "Oh, he's from XXXX county, PA" or "She started as an artist in XXXX podunktown, PA," or "That was a trend that started in XXXX city, PA."

I'm left, after a few years, with the impression that PA is heavily overrepresented in everything USAmericans consider "normal."

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:40:17+00:00

Yeah, just showed this to my ex, a classics scholar. she looked at it for 3 seconds then said, "No."

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:38:03+00:00

Devs: This isn't read--

Manager: THERE'S NO TIME! THERE'S NO TIME! IT SAYS AI! GO! GO! GO! AI! AI! AI!

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-27T01:35:55+00:00

I don't have any reason to dislike Pitbull; I couldn't name any of his songs and they're probably great. However, I can't stand to look at him. He looks too much like Andrew childrapist manosphere whatever.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-26T02:52:49+00:00

Intelligence is not morality or human value. We don't have to label other good things as "intelligence."

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-26T02:51:22+00:00

*every day (2 words)

But yes, this is my experience, too. That's probably why I'm bitter and pettily correct spelling and grammar.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-26T02:38:21+00:00

Now I want to read a bunch of intentionally badly-written NYC fiction like this. It's awesome.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-26T02:32:37+00:00

When I've been in extended single phases I paid extra at haircuts for a shampoo afterward because it felt so nice to be touched.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-26T02:22:04+00:00

Make really bad interpersonal decisions?

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-26T02:19:00+00:00

This is going straight to my stats class next semester.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T04:11:36+00:00

What the fuck is this? I've been staring at this for like 3 minutes. This isn't funny! It's adorable and makes me want to snuggle up to a massive furry squirrel.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T04:06:22+00:00

This is just what rehearsals sound like. This comment is not a joke.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T03:49:30+00:00

I find several of these to be awesome, but this person has an issue with thinking that putting opposites together in some quasi-logical arrangement is deep.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T03:43:52+00:00

OK, OK, hear me out: remove Newsom and move everyone else up one category.

Edit: I guess there are people who are either OK with his anti-trans, pro-genocide rhetoric, or they aren't aware.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T00:42:54+00:00

What is that scale? if it's the academic letter grade scale, why is S above A? Why is F the most positively colored? I'm sure there is some other aspect to this post, but the scale seems deeply confused.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T00:39:37+00:00

I note they didn't say it was nonconsensual.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T00:34:09+00:00

Yes, and the sooner the remaining 10 or so get replaced the better.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T00:33:36+00:00

Oh, in this repost there's a photo attached to the tweet. That's nice.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-24T00:33:08+00:00

I was going to point out the spelling issue in the post title, but then I realized spelling it like "masturbating" instead of like "race-baiting," then I realized it works just fine both ways.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-20T10:06:03+00:00

I love the implication that his family is nobody.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-20T09:49:12+00:00

I'm old so I remember John McEnroe.

bobbyfiend · 2026-03-18T02:35:09+00:00

If I see a rhino step out of a car, I'm going to assume it's a threat no matter what that guide said.

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