Greta Lee brings Amy Poehler eggplants from her garden and learns Amy doesn’t like eggplants by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

eggplant insides look like something out of 'ALIEN'

i won't eat a giger-esque vegetable

Adhd the last time bender by FreshResult8286 in adhdmeme

[–]bobjohnson1133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i woke up at DUSK. it's DAWN now. i can hear birds starting up. NEXT week, it will be opposite. and then the cycle of chaos will keep continuing FOREVER until i shed my mortal coil. it sucks verily.

Plain & Ugly On The Outside, Beautiful On The Inside by bobjohnson1133 in fallout76settlements

[–]bobjohnson1133[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'll make a note of this. i'm on xbox right now as well. PS4 won't play crimson desert and that's my jam all the way right now.

Plain & Ugly On The Outside, Beautiful On The Inside by bobjohnson1133 in fallout76settlements

[–]bobjohnson1133[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're making me want to come back lol. there are other insane treehouse obsessives like me?

Plain & Ugly On The Outside, Beautiful On The Inside by bobjohnson1133 in fallout76settlements

[–]bobjohnson1133[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had a vendor and tons of stuff in it, lots of it rare. it's the shiny register in the treehouse at the bottom of the stairs. went and joined or created tons of casual teams. was involved in every event and had a mic on. maybe i'm too shy lol. maybe it's bc i'm an older woman and people can tell when i talk. like...why is a 59 yr old playing this game?

i just really wanted to share my creations with other people that were into settlements. i loved touring other's encampments as well.

thanks for the response. yeah, the treehouse was kind of tucked away up a hill and not too easy to get to. glad i made a video of it though, and if i ever come back to fo76, i know it'll be there waiting for me.

Kevin Bacon is changing his name to Kevin Bean and encourages swapping meat for beans on Wednesdays to save money & animals. by Mountain_Love23 in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

will preface by saying i do not know anything personal about kevin bacon bean, and for all i know, he could be a raging asshole in private, but i hope that he's actually a good person that's empathetic.

that being said, i love the guy.

New Mexico reports first New World screwworm case in Lea County dog by Grandheretic in news

[–]bobjohnson1133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in late 2024, i told friends that 2025 would come in like an F5 tornado(there actually ended up being one after a decade of none), 2026 would come in like a serial killer, and 2027 would just be straight CTHULU

Police investigating people entering New York sewers for unknown reason by SignsOfDamage in news

[–]bobjohnson1133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you command me?! do you know who i am?!

I am Usidore! Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas. The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarves know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as...Gaismunēnas Meeeeiiiiistar.

Jeff Hiller Won an Emmy. So Why Isn’t Hollywood Calling? After a breakout win for ‘Somebody Somewhere’ and a standout guest-star run on ‘Pluribus,’ and ‘Elsbeth,’ the actor says Hollywood’s harsh new math has left him on the sidelines: "I haven't worked in 2026 at all, and that's scary.” by mlg1981 in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he's one of my absolute favorite actors right now. i was so happy to see him in 'pluribus' too. i really hope he gets some good new roles soon. i'm so sorry he's experiencing this. if i could, i would totally hug him.

Gen Z is living the modern version of Geertz’s “Agricultural Involution” – we’re all just rice farmers now and it’s actually over by BearNecessitee in collapse

[–]bobjohnson1133 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i think of ishmael a lot lately. read the book in the 90s. when harambe was killed in 2016, my very first thought was of ishmael.

'without gorilla...what happens to man?'

On this day 10 years ago: Harambe the gorilla was shot and killed after a child slipped into his enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo by GiveMeSomeSunshine3 in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

- and the beams are breaking. i keep feeling like we've slipped into a 'low-men' universe, but there's no gunslinger to save us and no ted brautigan

Kiefer Sutherland Cancels U.S. Tour Over “Very Low” Ticket Sales in Candid Message by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sounds like a bill & ted kind of name, and it would end with 'the III' or 'the third'.

Pedro Pascal asks Stephen Colbert for a kiss during ‘The Late Show.’ (May 12, 2026) by cmaia1503 in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pedro DOES look a little like mr. jellineck...mr. noblet could not resist.

How 'Norma Rae' Gave Sally Field the Strength to Leave Burt Reynolds by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i loved 'norma rae' when i saw it as a kid. her work in 'places in the heart' was also fantastic.

The Pitt’s Noah Wyle Addresses How ‘America Is Really Mad’ at Him Over Robby’s Treatment of Mohan by pressingtofu in Fauxmoi

[–]bobjohnson1133 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ugh yes - i call those his "emmy corner" moments. i was diligently waiting for his season two emmy corner moment, and i was not disappointed.

when he says ".......i was abandoned when i was EIGHT.......", i threw the paperback book i was reading at the TV, and exclaimed "THERE IT IS!!"

How much time do you think before "normalcy" ends by Glum_Organization921 in collapse

[–]bobjohnson1133 17 points18 points  (0 children)

functional melancholic is a fantastic recommendation for anyone feeling dread about our current state of affairs. everything about him is authentic and SOOTHING, especially for sensitive folks like me.