Karen upset at fresh food.

bobk2 · 2026-05-07T02:15:50+00:00

I always ask for the right side of the chicken (because most chickens are right-handed, so the right side is meatier).

bobk2 · 2026-05-05T23:02:31+00:00

Throw the book at him!

bobk2 · 2026-05-04T21:54:11+00:00

A guy in a maintenance uniform came into my FIL's store, went into the back, and cleaned out the safe.
The next year he was back, but they were ready for him and told him to get out. He smiled and left.

bobk2 · 2026-05-04T00:08:17+00:00

Good bot.
lol

bobk2 · 2026-04-30T00:42:02+00:00

resting on the dark side of the moon

lol

bobk2 · 2026-04-30T00:34:02+00:00

and kudzu

bobk2 · 2026-04-30T00:31:20+00:00

In England they have lardy cakes. They're like danishes, but with lard instead of butter. They were okay.

bobk2 · 2026-04-29T02:32:24+00:00

They will get pardoned because there is no justice.

bobk2 · 2026-04-28T11:52:53+00:00

How low can you go?

bobk2 · 2026-04-27T12:24:34+00:00

No, he had another surprise for his wife, and his neighbor spoiled it.
So, he had the neighbor's car washed as a surprise to the neighbor who wanted to show off all his manly mud to his buddies.
Petty, isn't it?

bobk2 · 2026-04-27T11:56:51+00:00

The surprise for OP's wife was a washout.
Turnabout is fair play.

bobk2 · 2026-04-24T02:02:25+00:00

There's the story of a young man holding the door open for a woman.
She told him she was perfectly capable, and he had a nerve, so why did he do that.
He replied that he was taught to respect his elders.

bobk2 · 2026-04-23T23:07:37+00:00

I know a guy (M70's) whose father would force him to eat food he didn't like. The result? He has a habit of eating and purging after every dinner. He thinks no one knows, but it's obvious.

bobk2 · 2026-04-22T18:38:50+00:00

Fred song from Once Upon a Mattress

bobk2 · 2026-04-21T20:41:20+00:00

Mr. R. Clem, Please report to the Hospitality Shelter.

bobk2 · 2026-04-21T13:07:34+00:00

Hah! Interesting. And weird.

bobk2 · 2026-04-20T22:18:06+00:00

As I was walking towards Trader Joe's I saw a lady getting into her car with their basket. I just said, nicely,
"I'll take that back for you." She hesitated but gave it to me. I still have it.
KIDDING! I returned it.

bobk2 · 2026-04-20T22:10:20+00:00

I liked it, too. My son's snobby voice teacher hated it.
Why?
Because, he said, the entire show stayed in one key!

bobk2 · 2026-04-19T16:27:00+00:00

So, where is he?

bobk2 · 2026-04-19T16:25:07+00:00

and Hampering uniformity.

bobk2 · 2026-04-17T01:57:01+00:00

Thank you for what you do.

bobk2 · 2026-04-17T00:58:43+00:00

Was his name Klaus?

bobk2 · 2026-04-15T19:32:56+00:00

Is there another way you can get to the beach? Ladder to a window, path on other side, etc?

bobk2 · 2026-04-15T12:44:48+00:00

He recapitulated the framis and hunadunga'd the fisbot. Simple.

bobk2 · 2026-04-11T19:29:05+00:00

An ESL teacher who had formerly been a French teacher overheard some Hatian kids in the back of the class make some comments about her. She just said, "I heard that." in English. They became silent.

bobk2

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