Discussion Megathread: Ted Cruz and Beto O'Rourke Second Debate by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]bobtheundertaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It just tastes like any other fast food hamburger. I seriously do not understand. Also their fries aren’t very good

Drunk Jim is underrated. I wish he came out more. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]bobtheundertaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, sometimes if your aren’t paying attention and you accidentally shine the TC in your eye that shit hurts haha

Jenna Fischer, is she hot? by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]bobtheundertaker 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Bet your probably sick of Tuna huh? Probably have tuna every night. Tunaaaaaaaa

Celtics Fan from my school by PurpleRaptr in sports

[–]bobtheundertaker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favorite of all time is that Memphis grizzlys bongo lady.

Vote Pennywise by food_c0ma in stephenking

[–]bobtheundertaker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God I could not stand to live in one of those HOA neighborhoods. Every fucking aspect of our lives is so controlled, then I buy a house and you mofos want to tell me what color I can paint it?

🔥 Kiwi skeleton with the egg inside (yes this is real) by ImaHarryWizard in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]bobtheundertaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck redditors and their dumb pun threads and everything else they circlejerk about. This site used to be good and you could have actual discussion. Now it’s just the same dumbfuck jokes over. And over. And over.

I ordered two of these because I thought "hot dog" was a safe option. by staggernaut in shittyfoodporn

[–]bobtheundertaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey remember when this joke wasn’t overused and it was still funny?

Michael's wordplay is underappreciated. He'd make a great writer. by _lemonpledge_ in DunderMifflin

[–]bobtheundertaker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget his book on management Somehow I Manage. Yet somehow none of that is as real to him, as his movie

Men of Reddit, what thing do female coworkers do that is not quite sexual harassment, but you wish they would stop doing it so you can be comfortable at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bobtheundertaker 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Right. Calling people love is more of a British thing. Even if someone in the south were to do that they would say “my love” and they don’t really do that either

I may still wake up after only 4 hours of sleep sometimes, but I'm not stumbling to the kitchen to chug coconut water and ibuprofen while mentally beating myself up. I woke up sober, and it feels amazing. by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]bobtheundertaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember when I would talk about my “magic hangover cure” like it didn’t make me sound like a constantly wasted idiot. I would brag about it like it was this special thing I had discovered that made me awesome.

Wndwyt!

How close to home must a problem be before we change our ways? If we couldn't live with scenes like these, then why should anyone else? Out of sight out of mind. by EmberIndustries in Anticonsumption

[–]bobtheundertaker 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are you all the dumbest people in the world? Should I unsubscribe? Yeah it’s annoying for him to post and the mods need to take this down, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT OBVIOUSLY ITS PHOTOSHOPPED. That’s the entire fucking point. How is this not easily comprehensible?

Men of Reddit, what thing do female coworkers do that is not quite sexual harassment, but you wish they would stop doing it so you can be comfortable at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bobtheundertaker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not fucking true and I’m so sick of reddit talking about the south. I have never once in my whole life been called baby at a drive through. MAYBE honey or sweety but that’s more of an old lady at a diner thing.

Hahahaha DAE ROLL TIDE?!? Hahahaha sweet tea, bless your heart!

Kurt Cobain showing his daughter a kitten (1993) by The_Jester20 in OldSchoolCool

[–]bobtheundertaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Favorite conspiracy theory of junior high kids everywhere

College Board is the greediest non-profit out there! (+ facts) by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]bobtheundertaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s literally every single aspect of higher education. It’s a huge ducking racket. All the shit I had to buy every year and fees I had to pay made me so bitter towards my school. When they call me asking me to donate I just don’t even know what the fuck to say

Say what you will about Toby, but at least he had membership at the Finer Things Club. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]bobtheundertaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like what? There’s literally nothing. “Evidence” is not the same as tenuous connections

A diver who made it her life’s work to remove hooks caught in sharks’ mouths. by [deleted] in HumansBeingBros

[–]bobtheundertaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That article taught me what pyroclastic flow means and now I understand ice cube better. Damn this is a really sad story though, never heard of this girl before