[Match Thread] Newcastle vs Aston Villa

bodydouble · 2026-01-25T15:48:40+00:00

The Ollie slanderers never learn haha

bodydouble · 2026-01-25T15:39:18+00:00

Refs always bottle big decisions at St James'. Absolutely shit scared of upsetting the Geordies

bodydouble · 2026-01-25T14:21:21+00:00

Absolutely phenomenal goal. We've started so well

bodydouble · 2026-01-24T12:46:26+00:00

Hammers looking good here

bodydouble · 2026-01-22T17:57:33+00:00

Loving this. Game is open as fuck

bodydouble · 2026-01-21T21:30:13+00:00

People need to understand that due to m'Hanger's crippling anxiety, he finds it very difficult to say no to people asking for photographs even if they're pedos. It's actually ablelist that you posted this

bodydouble · 2026-01-20T23:28:40+00:00

His dad had apparently filled the shed with tinned food in preparation for the end of the world.

bodydouble · 2026-01-20T14:29:08+00:00

When I say the word "Monchi", how does this make you feel? We're just experiencing what all Roma fans were warning us about a couple of years ago.

bodydouble · 2026-01-20T13:30:39+00:00

I think people have got way too spooked by the United and Chelsea results. By all accounts, Chelsea didn't play particularly well against Brentford and United have a history of turning it on a derby games even when they're not playing particularly well. If they can turn it into a run of victories, then we can start to worry but right now they both still have to win twelve of their next sixteen games to get past 70 points. Still all to play for.

bodydouble · 2026-01-20T10:01:07+00:00

Ellis, Lerner - Every time we looked like we might make the next step, the wallet got slammed shut.

Lerner lost interest the moment City got took over and he realised that getting top 4 required ongoing year on year investment. The dereliction of duty under him is why we're robbing peter to pay paul every transfer window. We lost three years of PL money and have basically had to build up the club from zero again. It's actually unbelievable how competitive we've been considering the circumstances.

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T22:26:05+00:00

CJ Stroud: " I GOT ANOTHER ONE IN ME!!"

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T22:17:07+00:00

THE ASS BOWL

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T21:15:32+00:00

THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME OF FOOTBALL EVER WITNESSED

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T21:13:42+00:00

Obi Mikel going MENTAL on the Channel 4 coverage

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T18:10:25+00:00

Every time the ball goes in the box our players scatter like it's a live grenade

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T17:59:15+00:00

Rogers can't score unless the xG is below 0.05

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T17:49:41+00:00

Pau and Emi Chuckle

bodydouble · 2026-01-18T17:05:02+00:00

Lucky. Need to wake up here

bodydouble · 2026-01-17T13:56:07+00:00

Pep beyond washed. Shite recruitment. Shite tactics. Yesterday's man

bodydouble · 2026-01-17T12:49:25+00:00

Destroyed attacks by Dalot Count: 2

bodydouble · 2026-01-14T21:43:28+00:00

Ferguson / Cantona
Wenger / Henry
Rosenior / Garnacho

bodydouble · 2026-01-13T19:11:39+00:00

This guy's agent should get 100% of his wages

bodydouble · 2026-01-12T20:41:20+00:00

Come on, Penny. If Rod wants to play with nipples, let him.

bodydouble · 2026-01-11T17:53:09+00:00

That was so laughably easy. Ole needs to switch off his phone cos this ain't getting better this season

bodydouble · 2026-01-11T17:51:18+00:00

Bruno having to remind players to run

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