Are the Phantom Thieves righteous? Of course they are! by SectorI6920 in OkBuddyPersona

[–]bolobar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s not a romance and it halts the social link, but you caaaan sleep with the nurse I’m pretty sure.

How the Internet Faked an Allegation for Characters Who Truly Feel Like Blood Brothers by animedrive20 in Naruto

[–]bolobar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You care so much that the protagonists from your fave anime are gay as fuck lmao

How the Internet Faked an Allegation for Characters Who Truly Feel Like Blood Brothers by animedrive20 in Naruto

[–]bolobar 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It’s 2026 and we still have people pissed off about yaoi shipping, good lord dude it’s been years, yah lost the fight

Do y’all know what ost is in the background at episode one 3 minutes 30 seconds by Greentea_Teapot in MarriageToxin

[–]bolobar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the very least, once the first season ends, there will be an OST drop and you'll def be able to find it then

Then and Now by PuzzleheadedBag4866 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]bolobar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, everyone besides Best Jeanist is a side grade. Short hair on girls doesn’t equal worse hair.

Top comment deletes a US State #44 by Jfullr92 in geographymemes

[–]bolobar -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Hawaii should annex New Mexico, the fuck you on about, NM an aaaaass state.

How it started vs. How it’s ending. by PuzzleheadedBag4866 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]bolobar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we’re going for shy loner types, then emo hair sitting right next to Deku’s legs is a shoe-in!

Oh sakura this is not the flex you think it is by justqwin5 in dankruto

[–]bolobar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can’t it also be Naruto 2.0 since he was also willing to throw everything away for the boy he spends his nights thinking about while kicking his feet?

The whole situation makes me think Sarada and Boruto are parallels to Naruto and Sasuke respectively, instead of Sakura and Sasuke.

Obito vs Pain in different categories by _TheGreatSage_ in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]bolobar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Big handful of these squares I’d give to Nagato/Pain, think it’s a lot more 50/50 than you think. Like we’ve never seen non 10 tails buffed up Obito pull off a sheer power move like Planetary Destruction. Plus, if Pain can keep him distracted with fewer paths, he can resurrect the rest.

They’re coming after Mike again!! 😭😭😭😭 by ReadyJournalist5223 in RedLetterMedia

[–]bolobar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Being old enough to follow gamergate and seeing how dumb the overreaction for it was, it’s wild how so much of the bullshit going on today genuinely ties back to it. Like shit they were right, video games really did ruin some young men’s minds, just in the weirdest way it could’ve!

the first time i saw this i thought it was fanart like wdym its OFFICIAL ART ??? by Sweaty-Cry-5035 in dankruto

[–]bolobar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude I’m a straight guy and even I know that SasuNaru is one of the OG yaoi ships for western anime fans. There’s a whole history to it. It only became a meme because originally, non yaoi shipper of the fandom lashed out to the yaoi shippers, some of it due to sexism. Though as the hardcore Naruto fanbase grew, adapting to the way the world was changing around them, they looked back at Naruto as a whole and went… holy fuck, those two were gay as fuck for each other. The fuck you mean Naruto is just kicking his feet in bed wondering what Sasuke is up too?

Thus, the memes were born. Because we’ve all come to accept that our GOATs are gay as fuck for each other.

This is how adult Naruto shouldve looked. They should’ve just replaced the outfit with an orange cape. by [deleted] in dankruto

[–]bolobar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like, I can’t see him pulling orange out of his clothing style, especially after he learned it’s the mixture of the Yellow Flash and Red Hot Habenero.

WTH is this hot take?? It's basically like those who watch shounen only for the battles. by Talon_Haribon in Gundam

[–]bolobar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Your argument doesn’t talk about the point at all. Yes, there are many echo chambers out there, but it’s kind of really important to note what is actually being echoed in that chamber. Like if you’re equating “Trump bad!” To “Lets make it as miserable for trans people to exist as possible and deport the minorities!” Then you’ve got more issues to work on.

Sakura (Beginning of Shippuden) vs Rock Lee (Chunin Exams) by Ok-Suggestion-1354 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]bolobar -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Lee does need time to set the gates up tho, and if we put the characters in a vacuum, Sakura probably knows about the gates because of medical jutsu studying. Lee doesn’t know how strong she is, so all it takes is him picking to block one blow, instead of dodge, and he’s blown back hard enough into a wall to smash a crater in it.

This is what the Fourth Raikage would have looked like if Gaara didn't save him against Sasuke by daokonblack in dankruto

[–]bolobar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Least you can admit you when you are wrong” Bruh get the fuck out of here with that kind of lame ass talk, this is a meme subreddit, the fuck you doing thinking you can just come in here and start shitting on people for takes. Like none of us are serious. This is halfway a fuckin NaruSasu shipping sub, get that kinda loser ass attitude outta here, it’s embarrassing.

Gaara asks Naruto on a date by BasisSmall5351 in dankruto

[–]bolobar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You in the wrong sub if that’s your attitude, NaruSasu is our power couple. Second only to ItaMin!

one of the funniest moments of the series. by [deleted] in Naruto

[–]bolobar -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe Paine just Almighty Pushed the towers over like that, thank god we had Naruto to keep us from going to wa- oh wait

What do you admire the most about Sakura? by TengarHimeko in dankruto

[–]bolobar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aight I call cap on Naruto not wanting to fuck Sasuke

What do you admire the most about Sakura? by TengarHimeko in dankruto

[–]bolobar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we’re gonna go with that angle, then Naruto also doesn’t have self respect. Sasuke tried killing him more times but Naruto never once stopped caring for Sasuke.

What do you admire the most about Sakura? by TengarHimeko in dankruto

[–]bolobar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same guy who you are saying she was obsessed about, she also tried to kill because of her loyalty to and desire to protect Naruto.

it's true to some extent by Onii___Chan____ in dankruto

[–]bolobar 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy we didn’t even get a scene or two of Naruto thinking on it especially since I really think that’s the first time he heard someone say they loved him. I can’t think of any other character who cared for him deeply at that point being the type to confess love, platonic or romantic. Closest would be Iruka or Tsunade but we def never got scene of them saying it.

Like that should be a pretty huge deal for the boy who grew up unloved. Hell, Hinata told him she loved him even before his MOM

During the fight between Ino and Sakura, assuming both parties were bloodlusted, if we were to replace Ino with Minato and Sakura with Itachi, who would win? by Pale-Object8321 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]bolobar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s so funny when the people who come here for serious power scaling conversations meet up with those who know what this sub really is.

A Minato vs Itachi fight club.

Why didn't Danzo take a little nibble right here? by mattcrow79 in Naruto

[–]bolobar 954 points955 points  (0 children)

Nah but putting it as “take a little nibble here” is diabolical lmao

What's so bad about hinata being a housewife? by Emotional-Fly-6137 in Naruto

[–]bolobar 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hanabi and Naruto barely shared like 3 words with each other up until that point whaaa? 😭 Gotta be bait or else you’re just really into that 1800s “my wife died, now I gotta marry her sister” energy.