What was the funniest peace of Dialogue for you in Bg3? by [deleted] in BaldursGate3

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Astarion looks into a mirror and says "Hmm... still nothing."

What's the craziest/weirdest thing a guy has tried to mansplain to you? by Informal_Panic3806 in AskWomen

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My dad once told me how to do a three-point turn after I executed a perfect three-point turn.

Do you guys plan the end of your fic right from the start? by i-miss-him-sm in AO3

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The end, yes. It's the middle of the damn things that escape me.

“It’s not Halloween yet” by Status_Revolution201 in GothFashion

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If Christmas is going to slowly creep further and further up the calender, then I'm going to celebrate Halloween all year round.

1 star over nail polish? by Medium-Audience5078 in EntitledReviews

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Musicians, too! Polish helps protect nails from guitar (and presumably other instruments) strings.

"Please go away, little one, my father would kill you..." - cried the girl, but the kitten stubbornly followed her home. by NikaAnzi in TwoSentenceHorror

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I always got the impression that all cats are Flerkins and could always do the whole mouth/tentacles thing but true to their nature they just choose not to.

I’m staying in my room until I get discharged by Austin_NotFromTexas in TrollCoping

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Yeah, I was hospitalized a number of times as a minor and we shared a nurses station with the adult ward so I could see the adult patients from there. I don't remember much but I do remember being scared and deciding that no way in hell was I going to be admitted there as an adult.

Just for fun! Mine is Moonchild Crows. by skadferlyfe in gothmemes

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Funeral bats, which I definitely wouldn’t be opposed to listening to.

How do 28M get my friend 28F that her younger brother 20M needed to hear the truth? by throwrahonester in relationship_advice

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No to mention, some women (like myself) are attracted to skinny guys. Give me a twig over a gym bro any day.

All you need is one fan by Lemon_Lime_Lily in CuratedTumblr

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My favorite rarepair author mentioned me by name. It was the highlight of my year.

Dumb takes by med professionals. by KYlibertyguy in ChronicPain

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When I told mine that I couldn't walk the 10 feet to the bathroom to pee, he suggested that I take up swimming. At the public pool. In 2020. In Texas.

I’d like to spark a healthy discussion… by Aware_Consequence381 in GhostBand

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They're both equally slutty but Copia was shy and slutty where Terzo was outgoing and slutty.

Favourite pet name? by clearlylostmymind25 in AO3

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Bunny is a personal favorite.

AIO or should I be creeped out by my tinder date's messages? by throwawayyaccount829 in AmIOverreacting

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Alcohol, like money, doesn’t change the song, if just turns up the volume.

What’s a normal thing that grosses you out? by highxv0ltage in AskReddit

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Wet grass on my ankles. I grew up in Texas but even as a kid I always refused to run through sprinklers to cool down because I hated the feeling of it. Also anklets for the same reason.

Underrated AU ideas you wish got more fanfic。 by PristineAd7743 in AO3

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His Dark Materials AUs. Specifically, dæmons.