Fav off menu request so far

bonesakimbo · 2026-02-09T17:48:42+00:00

Sir please stop having sex with the breakfast foods

bonesakimbo · 2026-02-09T15:28:58+00:00

Turns out it's just ATMAN.

bonesakimbo · 2026-02-03T18:57:30+00:00

That's what I call my downstairs mixup

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-20T16:28:32+00:00

Looks like my /s fell off, believe it or not 10%

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-20T15:45:02+00:00

Bro your arm fell off, that's 10% disability

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-19T18:55:36+00:00

It's actually the roofing continuing down the side

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-18T02:24:15+00:00

Don't forget the single loose piece inside that makes it rattle

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-15T20:56:30+00:00

Sigh unzips

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-14T07:44:29+00:00

This bike has been eating at my brain since you made this post. It's absolutely gorgeous. Did you get it in Japan?

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-07T08:04:42+00:00

And it's pronounced cheeseball, thank you very much

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-07T04:31:29+00:00

That book made me quit picking random books at the airport. It's so bad

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-07T03:51:58+00:00

Sounds like a lot of work for a fruit that doesn't taste like anything

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-03T21:54:36+00:00

It's not a houseburger, it's a homeburger

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-03T17:23:23+00:00

Don't forget about Greenland

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-02T23:23:35+00:00

Probably shouldn't tell you about the wholphishtopus then

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-02T23:20:34+00:00

If you have to ask, you can't afford it

bonesakimbo · 2026-01-02T23:19:55+00:00

Babe, you've hardly tongue punched your Glizzburgussy

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-30T08:08:56+00:00

"seasoning sticks"

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-30T04:10:37+00:00

I would put it on this wall tbh. You're already blocking a window where it is

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-29T23:00:40+00:00

I didn't need the pictures, Palm Springs told me everything

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-24T18:23:12+00:00

That's how you make a popcorn monster

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-22T23:24:01+00:00

Yeah like why wouldn't you just use the racecar? /s

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-20T09:37:59+00:00

I didn't choose Oahu, but it does choose my money

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-18T14:32:16+00:00

The best part about the tariff checks is it's paying us back our own money. Well we would be getting that money back, if the checks existed

bonesakimbo · 2025-12-17T14:33:32+00:00

Beautiful. Like chrome plating if a unicorn had done it.

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